Random Thought

Why, since selling my Mk1, have I started posting on this forum more frequently?  :roll:

you are missing it ollie

tomo320 said

you are missing it ollie

…buy another (MK) one!

mk1jim said

why is it called a bottom when it is half way up your body ?

…not when I sit down all day with my legs up…. :mrgreen:

Inventing the wheel was great and all that, but why don't we acknowledge the axle that it ataches too?

Without the axle, the wheel would have been usless!

did you ever get a flat wheel on your bicycle and stuff it with grass to get home -  

Carbs4ever said

did you ever get a flat wheel on your bicycle and stuff it with grass to get home -  

no, only ever put grass in my wheels to get it past the police. :twisted:

j1mg said

no, only ever put grass in my wheels to get it past the police. :twisted:

LOL - very good…

Hairyarse said

tomo320 said

you are missing it ollie

…buy another (MK) one!

I am and I will  :mrgreen:  but give me a few years until I can afford to buy a house with a 4 car garage 8)  

I'm toying the idea of going back to a MkI after my 'Teg, but it'd have to be a bit special  :twisted:

ollie - if it's a MK1, it's special! 8)

Splash backs! shocking but nice!





can't get more random than that!  

now that is random.

PhillTMK1GTI said

Splash backs! shocking but nice!





can't get more random than that!  

If that's what I think it is…… I can't believe you just posted that! 8O  

is splash backs just a man thing………………………….

why do i still visit daily when my golf is sat in my ex's garden waiting to be painted…….and i'm driving my brand new but very boring company car.
its a clio and its not even pink………………………………..

and how do they get the stripes in the toothpaste……………………..

TIP OF THE DAY
never eat the yellow snow

kins said

If that's what I think it is…… I can't believe you just posted that! 8O  

Yep   well.. it's a thought, very random.. and it's friday!

mandy said

is splash backs just a man thing………………………….

probably!  and it takes us men a while to figure out using a splash guard  :wink:

Ok.. I've given that too much thought now  

whoever thought of calling it a 'wheel'!

why is it just men that bald?

and what's with women going to the loo together! men… in (alone preferably!), do the job, back out! no conversation needed  :wink:

women go to the loo together to talk about the plonkers that are trying to chat us up lmfao

why not just tell them they're plonkers?  :dontknow:


oi plonker - clear off.

Why is it that women pull, but men get lucky???  :dontknow:

Speaking of pulling…. why is it when you're on the look out nothing comes your way…. but when you've given up trying and don't make an effort or are taken you've got to fight them of with a stick!?  Or is it just me :dontknow:

Either way nobody loves me  :cry:

speaking of loos


i wonder how much water is used in one minute in the whole of the uk when toilets are flushed?