Who's upset the Gods of Wolfsburg?

If you stand next to a ford escort and listen carefully.. you can hear it rust.....!

If you stand next to a corsa and listen carefully…you can hear the sound of teenagers rustling rizlas.

Peter.

Ford fiestas come with the following 'standard' features;

Smoky Exhaust
Rust
Bumper sticker with incredily un-funny saying on
Rear lights that don't work
Squeeling brakes
Rattling Tappets
Burbury cap (for driver)
Widscreen top strip with 'motorsport' written on
keyring with 'I love my ford' on

Sorry, I come out in purple spots when I get near a ford, you might notice, I have a 'slight' dislike for them.

Cheaky! i had an 88 fiesta to learn to drive on, 113k and didnt smoke a bit! or use any oil for that matter, rust well i only had to put two patches on it in total, bumper sticker no, nothing wrong with the rear lights, brakes where better than the mk1 brakes  :wink:  if you adjust the tappets they dont rattle  :wink:  its people who neglect to check clearances, burbury? i think not, as for the last two      no i have however seen a fair few mk1 golf's with these features  :wink:  its down to the owner not the car, anyway realy wanted a golf but had to settle for this, bought a golf a month after passing my test then 18 months later bought a valver then 2 months later a late 8v gti  

Maniac said

Ford fiestas come with the following 'standard' features;

Smoky Exhaust
Rust
Bumper sticker with incredily un-funny saying on
Rear lights that don't work
Squeeling brakes
Rattling Tappets
Burbury cap (for driver)
Widscreen top strip with 'motorsport' written on
keyring with 'I love my ford' on

Sorry, I come out in purple spots when I get near a ford, you might notice, I have a 'slight' dislike for them.

It's just where I live there's an abundance of highly ruined (as oppose to modified) ford fiestas which normally have all of the above listed features!!      

    Apolgies to those ford owners who it may have offended!!    

Mike.