Random Thought

Thought i'd start a thread for random thoughts, for when you don't want to start a discussion, because sometimes you just need a brick wall to shout at.

So…

I never realised how much work went into sanding a door down.

Ok liking this idea…


WHY does it only take ?10 off the insurance quote when you say you are gonna get an alarm fitted?  :evil:    :dontknow:

Why do I have to go to work every sodding day? :dontknow:  

whys snot green?

Why is it that when I take the trouble to park at the far end of the Sainsburys car park, away from all the kiddy filled, door banging people carriers is there always one that decides to park right next to me…… despite the fact there are loads of free spaces closer to the store  :roll:

Also why do I always seem to spend what I earn and not have any left over at the end of the month? Thats regardless of how much or little I have coming in  :dontknow:

Chris

Seems to be there is a northwestern habit of hogging the middle lane of the Mway these days….even when there is no-one in the NS lane for miles.  Does this happen in your neck of the woods ??  bl**dy mobile chicanes I call 'em.

Are the DI's teaching folk that its safer in the middle?.  Methinks I'm going to manufacture a 10000Kw Laser and poke its end thru the VW grille badge when I get my Mk1 restored.


Cheers

Funny that it's my pet hate  :evil:

"Keep left unless overtaking" is on a sign on the M5 near Bristol , when you pass it all the plonkers move in the inside lane …..

Cheers……….

Why are toothbrushes called toothbrushes and not teethbrushes? :dontknow:

Don't be a numbnut kins….when you've owned a GTI as long as I have you will only need a toothbrush….teethbrush is plural in my vocabriolet

Cheers

Why are wagon wheels…..mars bars….. cream eggs and all the rest of them getting smaller!?…… stop it it's not fair!!!!! (And know it's not because I've got bigger)

While am on this subject…. what ever happened to Jolly Ranchers… how nice were they?!

Why do kids get up so early? :dontknow:

Why does food that tastes the best make you fat?! :dontknow:

You taking the mickey out of us "Tubby Belly" people?

Why do i save the two m&m's that are joined together till last? :dontknow:  

chudd said

You taking the mickey out of us "Tubby Belly" people?

aye fatty bum bum….

errrmm nope  :twisted:

Jelly babies….do you eat their heads first?
Jaffa cakes and club bars…. do nibble all the chocolate off first? :dontknow:

I do!

Why does diet coke taste better than normal coke? Oh why is it a good hangover cure?!

Why do you have to have 2 polos to make up for the hole?

Ever had a kit-kat with no waffer?.... now they are special :wink:

kins said

Ever had a kit-kat with no waffer?…. now they are special :wink:

yesh :wink: