LIST OF WORLD CUP RULES FOR WOMEN

1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the The Sun's sport pages so you are aware of what's going on regarding the World Cup and will be able to join in conversations.

If you fail to do this, you'll be looked at in a bad way or be
totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup the television is mine at all times - without any exceptions.

3. I don't mind if you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game - as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.

If you decide to stand naked in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I won't have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute - unless I require a
refill of my drink or something to eat.

You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor….it won't happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least two six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on.

And please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game" or "don't worry, they'll win next time".

If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break-up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during half-time but only when the adverts are on, and only if the score is pleasing me.

In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as
important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this…why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" The reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years".

I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc.

Thank you for your co-operation.

Regards,

Men of the World

I find this all deeply offensive  :x  , if you happen to see this and feel offended :evil:  (VWLASS only ) feel free to send me your number via PM of course and I will offer appropriate support :tlc: .
Regards as always Gurv :dance:

Keep trying for that number dont ya mate !!!

That's ok.

While you guys are watching footie, we girlies will be able to hog the cars.
 :cheer:
Your team will lose and you will be all grumpy. :x

We will have been driving MK1s and will be all smiley        

debs said

That's ok.

While you guys are watching footie, we girlies will be able to hog the cars.
 :cheer:
Your team will lose and you will be all grumpy. :x

We will have been driving MK1s and will be all smiley        

Just what I was thinking…altho my cars are MINE and no one else's!  :twisted:

I was also thinking how great and clear the roads are gonna be for zooming about unhassled!  :cheer:  :dance:  :clap:  :mrgreen:

Calm Down ladies - NOT ALL BLOKES I can think of better things to do for an hour an half or whatever!

Football is a woosie sport anyway. Rugby is a MANS game!  :wink:  

Im in touch with my feminine side so ill be………..

Washing, Cleaning, Tidying and Ironing………………..

My car that it! :roll:  :mrgreen:

Keep smiling Ladies - after all England have a hope in hell.

Ohh what have i started……… :dontknow:

Agree about the rugby thing but I'm confused - how do you iron your car…  :wink:

key_ring said

Agree about the rugby thing but I'm confused - how do you iron your car…  :wink:

Ironing out the rustypaint bubbles!  :roll:



Ok so not technically Ironing but its still tedious tho :wink:

Dougelove said

Calm Down ladies - NOT ALL BLOKES I can think of better things to do for an hour an half or whatever!

Football is a woosie sport anyway. Rugby is a MANS game!  :wink:  
:

Good man!

Is it a game for gentlemen played by ruffians ro the other way round?  Can never remember!  :roll:

jennybugs said

Is it a game for gentlemen played by ruffians ro the other way round?  Can never remember!  :roll:

I think it's a gentleman's game, played by thugs… Whereas Rugby is a thug's game, played by gentlemen…

I'm with you both all the way - I plan to spend the world cup not watching the TV at all, and doing something constructive instead! Like tinkering with my fantastic Mk1 which will hopefully be nearly ready  

:eh: I've never understood the whole football thing!

more of a motorsport man myself.. so while 80% of the male population go to the pub (or stay home) and watch football.. I'll be enjoying the quieter roads  :twisted:

Touche 8)

I'm so glad my other half hates football 8)

He'd much rather be driving/working on his car, and so would I!

I like to see england and my local football team do well but i've never been a football supporter. So I can think of loads of things better to do than watch it

i love football and i love my cars, i do however like the quite roads when the footballs on angle someone metionded :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

I hate football….  :roll:

I'll probably be rebuilding the website… !

Cheers,

Drew.