Comedy T-shirt Slogans!! Competition

Alright then you lot,

It seems a few might like a comedy slogan T-shirt after a thread started the other day

This is something i think would lighten the mood and give use an extra of merchandise. Plus get the club noticed, hopefully for the right reason

So please submit you slogans!!!

Rules:

Must be Mk1 Golf related, no swearing and most importantly Clean

Remember the winner will have a T-shirt and they will go on sale! so they have to be wearable

This is the Chairmans Slogan

IF CARLSBERG MADE CARS THEY,D MAKE A MK1 GOLF

My wife says I love my mk1 more than her …….that's not true , I love them both the same ..:-)

Old classic, dodgey bodywork, bits dropping off , odd leaky bit  but still chugging along …….and they say dogs are like their owners :-)

here's my effort

nice effort everyone

keep them coming

Tintop or topless?

Love me, love my MkI <3

I only speak one language...... MkI

I'd ratherbe driving my MkI

here goes..

its not an oil leak, shes marking her spot

chris

Jellybelly ive got you started on something now mate lol....

………..Nice V Dubs  love………..

She goes topless
He goes hard
Mk1 golf

I had fun getting here!  :wink:

You havent lived until
youve driven a mk1 Golf

If money was no object

                      Id still have a Mk1 Golf

Upgrade your new car
                            To a Mk1 Golf

summers her (picture of cabby)pull your tops down

I Already Tried Drink, Drugs, Sex And Violence But Nothing Hits The Spot Like a Mk1 Golf.....