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I am definitely folding my seats down from now on.

Peter.

I think I'll do that to and maybe put an R32 badge on the back of my cabbie.  Also, does that mean I should lie horizantally when driving to get that extra bit of speed and weight loss?

i used to spike my hair up at the front, but now i think i will just let it lay flat.

every little helps.  :roll:  

The ?10 in petrol he puts in the car, is that his weekly pocket money from mummy and daddy.

Bless his little cotton socks !!!! :mrgreen:

One of my mates back in the scooter days used to keep the fuel switch on his Vespa always in the reserve position as it forced more fuel into the engine and made it go faster.

"my sister used to have 1 a theese and tbf it didnt have enof power to pull a jews foreskin back"



that's class. i like that man

so if i put all the bricks in the back off my van verticle and not horizontal the will weigh less so i can carry more

i'll try that one if the ministry ever pull me over fo being over weight

Must wash mine - I was a bit late for work this morning, that must be why

 

ummm… over inflate your tyres, drop your back seats to reduce weight, wonder if  he knows  that if you drive backwards it takes miles off your speedo, and if you only use 1st and 2nd gear you might be able to catch that flying pig………

I, personally, take a massive shite before driving mine, means I can shave nearly a second off my 0 to 60.

yradave said

I, personally, take a massive *CENSORED* before driving mine, means I can shave nearly a second off my 0 to 60.

on a good day i sometimes take on WHILE driving mine

I just layed down on my scales and lost 2stone, and went on top with the missus instead of doing it standing up, finished 5minutes faster, that guys advise has changed my life!!

lol I'm loving the comments haha

That guy must be crazy, then started talking as if he was some technically minded guy.

They do actually say though that having a perfectly polished car can make a difference to the aerodynamics but it's only to something daft like a 10th of a second on a 0-60 with a Ferrari lol not gonna make a difference with the Corsa, maybe even make it slower cos of the ectra weight  

I'm gonna get on the phone to David Coulthard and tell him i have the ideal way he can win this season, he just needs to lie flatter and shave all his body hair to take away abit more weight and polish the car perfectly and he'll be sorted the cup will be his  :wink:  :dontknow: