Anybody else out there not into football at all...?

G-DUB said

If it aint got tits or tyres , i aint interisted  :wink:

 :lmao:

Could't have said it better myself!

G-Dub / ew…

The way some of the posts are going in the anti-football stakes, a football match consists of 22 tits running around after a round object (which is sort of a wheel?)…

Sounds like you two might be footie fans after all

I do hope your golf aint lowerd over 4 footballs    U tit !!  :mrgreen:

Caudy said

 22 tits running around after a round object

That reminds me,  womens football is defo watchable

really quite enjoyable if its raining  

thought the 'car football ' on top gear was fantastic.

id watch every match if it was like that.

ew said

Caudy said

 22 tits running around after a round object

That reminds me,  womens football is defo watchable

Wouldn't that be 44 then?

Football's a girls game anyway! Rugby is a mans sport. I can think of much better things to do in 100mins than sit on my &r$e shouting at the telly besides it means i get time-out from the Girlfriend :mrgreen:  - she watches it and knows more than me :roll:

BAN IT ALL I SAY

boogaloo said

thought the 'car football ' on top gear was fantastic.

id watch every match if it was like that.

  best football i've ever seen too

I haven't read all of the posts, but my thought s on football have probably been covered already.

It's not the game that I don't like so much, it's the mindless following of the fans!?!? The money these people pay to go and watch the games and buy the shirts etc - unbelievable!
Also, most of these so called fans have probably not actually kicked a football since they were in school!


       

Mr_GTI said

boogaloo said

thought the 'car football ' on top gear was fantastic.

id watch every match if it was like that.

  best football i've ever seen too

Yes, great fun!

Cheers,

Drew.

think it's all over rated and the players are all over paid!

I`d understand if women loved it , lots of toned men running around like the human equivalent of labradoors (spelling???) in shorts  , the giving each other hugs and kisses then getting in a big bath together ???!!!  8O  8O Wot the hells goin on there ? 8O  and most of these football fans are all are self declaired LADS ??? :roll:  Cheeky chappys who waddle down the local with 10 of there equally sexually confused laddy mates , who couldnt pull a WOMAN (not a GIRL ) before a skoda estelle could pull the skin off a rice pudding! Dont get me wrong im not branding everyone just the fashion followers who have nothing better in their life than FHM , a stupid haircut and a shouting match in the local after theve had three fosters .Muppets.
 Calling all rugby players  , yes that include you dougelove , any bikers , boxers or any other hairy arsed true brit out there to attack them with a pint of stella in one hand , steak pie in the other , beer belly out and man boobs wobbling away too , get down your local and mess there hair up , send em home where they belong .
 PS i still say tits and tyres only for me thanks

G-DUB said

Calling all rugby players  , yes that include you dougelove , any bikers , boxers or any other hairy arsed true brit out there to attack them with a pint of stella in one hand , steak pie in the other , beer belly out and man boobs wobbling away too , get down your local and mess there hair up , send em home where they belong .
 PS i still say tits and tyres only for me thanks

All the footie fans I know are exactly are you described the 'rugby players'!!!! All the rugby players round our way are all 'toffs' and proper weirdo's at that.  It's only the mindless Minority that give football a bad name!!

I did say i wasnt branding everyone , but please dont try and tell me you dont know the type of scrawny little fashion munkeys that im on about , besides i have a job for you for this weekend …. it involves…. a pint of stella … a steak pie  

I know the sorts your going on about……..vauxhall corsa types :wink:……….they make the rest of us appear normal!!!

I prefer a nice Balti Pie…..a football speciality!!!

If i see some waxed up spikey blond hair wearing a balti pie and smelling of beer at gti this weekend il know your around somewhere  

Last time I paid to watch 22 blokes kick a little leather pill around was Blackpool vs Chelsea and it cost me one shilling and threepence. I think the Chelsea blokes were wearing Royal Blue shorts (down to their knees!).

Stanley Matthews was there too

Cheers

superworm said

 one shilling and threepence.

A lot of people on here won't have a clue what a shilling is!!

 

I do

 

Ive got a pimped up pennyfarthing in my garage