Other than Cursing what I USE.

TODAY I finally got out of the house, as I have been confined to my house and bed for the last month.
While I was using a electric scooter to navigate a Grocery store, I was in a aisle where there was a Employee Stocking shelves, and a Customer about late 20's to late 30's that told me that I should move aside.

Being that I am an older fellow rejoicing at being out of the house and in an electric cart.
I was taken back by his arrogant attitude.

So I said, " I am sorry, let me move for you, I then said you know, I can tell by your Contenance, and manner that you will never have to visit a Proctologist!"

As he departed the Aisle, the store clerk asked me what I said so I explained it.

Yes I basically called him a perfect start with an "A" and ends in Hole.

The clerk was laughing as I sped down the aisle….