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i see you're taking full advantage of this thread danny

Word assosiation, i'll start.. "walt"

lonely

mk1john said

i see you're taking full advantage of this thread danny

Be rude not to take the boy on

continue the word association

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Ahaaaaa… But I'm not lonely anymore!!  :mrgreen:

I just wnated someone to say "disney"

36thCrazyFist said

I just wnated someone to say "disney"

There is a thread "The or teh" which you might enjoy..  :mrgreen:

I know my spelling is awful, but I type quick cause my boss keeps nipping in and out my office.. he's got one on him today!

mk1 gti :dontknow:

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn! :wink:

Dannyd said

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn! :wink:

ouch

mk1john said

jonnymk1 said

Bus drivers. Pretend you're an airline pilot by wedging your accelerator pedal down with a heavy book, securing the steering wheel with some old rope, and then strolling back along the bus chatting casually to the passengers.

yradave might be interested in that one

LMFAO. There's actually a few places I could do that. Might give the old giffers a bit of a scare though, don't want to upset them too much and cause any problems (funny story like that involving a spare steering wheel actually.)

novocaine said

i always liked this one

MOTORISTS: When going through a speed camera, flash your lights twice quickly and watch the driver in front hit his brakes when he thinks he's been caught.

Yup, done this to a few people nipping through junctions with red light cameras on them when they're amber. One BMW driver actually stopped dead in the midle of a big junction once. Brightens my evening up no end.

cant be bothered to read the whole post as its all pretty random stuff thats being posted

how about we do a favourite quote saw a good one yesterday ill dig it out

this is from a thread about loss of spark

novocaine said

right next he will say the plugs are afraid of the dark.
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funniest thing ive read all day

jonnymk1 said

Bus drivers. Pretend you're an airline pilot by wedging your accelerator pedal down with a heavy book, securing the steering wheel with some old rope, and then strolling back along the bus chatting casually to the passengers.

there is parts of the A14 where an artic would sit quite comfortably with the cruise control on and no hands on the wheel - of course not the sort of thing I would do  :shhh:

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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