its me or that damn car!!!

Car's don't answer back! On a more serious note, is the ultimatum because you spend too much time and money on it? It's a shame you can't enjoy the car together   . It's the opposite with bikers, the wags are always as into it as the men and gagging to get in leathers and go for a ride!  :cry:

we split up cos of other reasons than the car, but i think it  probably contributed.
 tho she has put in first dibs on the blue scrapper i bought the other day


mind u she had good taste……

I'll have to pop over and see the blue beast sometime,I do like the wheels they suit it quite well I think.
                                Baller

Logie said

A5OPY said

Mmmmmm this is a tough one, let me see,
the way i look at it is this, my golf looks better the older it gets woman don't.
my car looks cool even at this age 18 i know what you are thinking 18 for a woman is perfect and yes you would be right but this is 18 car years its like a dog, if my dog was 18 in human terms that would be say 110 yrs
so we have to say that the golf at 18yrs is like a 92yrs old woman, the question you have to ask is would a 92 yrs old woman look  as good with her top down as my golf and lets be honest would you want to look… 8O

Oh dear, how shallow.
Hmmm, I find it unnerving that you are thinking of an old women like that!  :?

You can give your partner a box of chocies or whatever you like at a small cost. Your car however will always need lots of constant cash.

BUT then saying that, I love my car (when she goes!) and wouldn't make you decide. I would just expect the same amount of cash you spend on your car spent on me!!!             Easy solution I think!

Does that help at all??

What have you decided to do?

I tried not to paint a picture with words where the old woman was concerned for obvious reasons as i was about to have a bit of supper at the time i left the image to your imagination and you imagined by your response something unpleasant that was your choice.

As for spending the same amount on you as i would on the car makes no sense what so ever as i will now explain, its all down to value for money.
2 weeks ago i had to buy a new gearbox as the old one basically exploded
thus rendering my beloved car dead :boohoo:  the cost of bringing my golf back to life was ?450 for the recon box and my mate fit it for ?50, so that's ?500 to save my cars life. you on the other hand if you basically died would need your heart restarting with a defibrillator and a decent one cost about ?5500 (cant get hold of a recon one) so as you can see the value for money goes to the golf every time.
 PS the golf don't nag me about the loo seat..

I tried not to paint a picture with words where the old woman was concerned for obvious reasons as i was about to have a bit of supper at the time i left the image to your imagination and you imagined by your response something unpleasant that was your choice.


A5OPY, you've gone very serious! It was meant as light hearted!  :cry:

Still I'm used to eating after something graffic has happened!

I heard a battery charger with croc clips work well as a defib!  :?  Never tried it myself though, you never know what might happen  :dontknow:

the question is what would you connect the clips to on your chest  8O
without tears in your eyes.

hell if you needed a defib machine would you care where those croc clips went :cry:

relationships………

The `car`affair….. insurance, tax, fuel, wear & tear costs, the occasional mechanical drama….with the odd crisis thrown in just to make life interesting and the joy of the open road ( country living has many benefits….few if any traffic jams, although l`ve seen myself stuck on a single track road with 15 frisky bulls heading my way, all squeezing past the car denting doors & panels as they get by…… who in their right mind would get out an challenge them………..them = 25 tonnes with equally big attitudes…..   me = 10 stone & game for anything….` daft `..but not stupid… )

The `female` affair…..in the beginning…..the guy woos her, restaurants, theatre, live gigs, cinema, etc; … walk before you run is my moto….. just when you think maybe she`s `The One `…….you discover………… the devil wears prada….and…..farts in bed.   

The Final Decision…………. :dontknow:

Call me old fashioned…..but…..l`d sooner have freedom and the open road…….than a  :twisted: woman and a gas mask.

kenny……  

Ahhh Cadman, that's what life is about, SURPRISES! And not always nice ones!

I'm sure you look good with your gas mask on, kinky touch eh!!! Although i'm sure your farts don't always smell likes roses!!  :wink:

life was so simple…..happiness and all things smelling of roses…..now there`s a dream that could maybe become a reality if only people tried to do so without their own agenda`s in mind.

it`s not the gas mask that`s kinky…..it`s the rubber…. :wink:

l don`t fart……..l sweetly…. whisper.

kenny

my wife would never ask! she'd be too scared of losing!

THE OTHER HALF SHOULD NOT ASK YOU TO GET RID OF YOUR PRIDE AND JOY IT IS OUT OF ORDER AND I WOULD GET RID OF HER JUST BECAUSE OF PRINIPLE FOR ASKING TO GET RID OF IT!!!

JayClipperCabrio said

THE OTHER HALF SHOULD NOT ASK YOU TO GET RID OF YOUR PRIDE AND JOY IT IS OUT OF ORDER AND I WOULD GET RID OF HER JUST BECAUSE OF PRINIPLE FOR ASKING TO GET RID OF IT!!!

ooooooooooh yes,

with you all the way!!

Fortunately I wouldn`t have to make that decision,Sue bought me my Golf :wink:

My golf is my other half.   ops:


Oh wait i have got a girlfriend to.   :wink:

welsh-mk1 said

My golf is my other half.   ops:


Oh wait i have got a girlfriend to.   :wink:

bet she'll never get to see this post!!

The_Chocoholic said

It's not that I love my car more than a a partner, it's that a partner who gives me any ultimatum is always gonna lose. I wouldn't want to be with someone like that.

exactly what I was thinking

someone who comes out with 'it's me or the car/bike/dog….' is not worth being with as the demands will never stop