Flirt Thread

riley said

Anji said

riley said

Neil
27
Lancashire
prop of volksdevil car care
scruffy beard
medium build

single

Us ladies like : naked men  

Best i can do :dontknow:

 ops:

Been on your web site Neil —— looks pretty cool.  Now, if you want to show the ladies how the products work …… hint hint (Us ladies like : naked men)  

You chicks really know what you want eh?

 :mrgreen:

That we do my friend - which is why we all own MK1's  

Me too …somewhere :?  

Wonder if your mk1 and mine… :wink:

Whats wrong with Marmite?………..  :wink:

ChrisB said

Whats wrong with Marmite?………..  :wink:

Marmite is the spawn of the devil……

Sorry to jump in here but I have to come to the defence of Marmite.  Spawn of the devil?  I feel you're confusing this with Bovril and Vegemite (the great pretenders).  Armies have marched on nothing but Marmite (I think).  If it wasn't for Marmite, there would be no bread, curtains or Mk1 Golfs.  Now that is a well known fact.

Finished now.  Please carry on.

riley said

Me too …somewhere :?  

Wonder if your mk1 and mine… :wink:

Maybe ……  :wink:  That of course depends on whether or not my car actually stays on the road for more than a week at a time.  Maybe your car can have a chat to my car???

dannyboyblue said

Sorry to jump in here but I have to come to the defence of Marmite.  Spawn of the devil?  I feel you're confusing this with Bovril and Vegemite (the great pretenders).  Armies have marched on nothing but Marmite (I think).  If it wasn't for Marmite, there would be no bread, curtains or Mk1 Golfs.  Now that is a well known fact.

Finished now.  Please carry on.

Bread and curtains i can live without but come on Marmite is the worst,vile, sick,nausious,disgusting,crappy,diaorrhea looking substance in a jar….its looks and tastes like the oil from the bottom of a ses pit…YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK          

Anji said

That we do my friend - which is why we all own MK1's  

yep you said it gril  lol   

susan

C'mon Walt, where are ya mate? :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:


 :wink:

ChrisB said

Whats wrong with Marmite?………..  :wink:

Marmite is yuk!  Celery is ok-ish (gets stuck in your teeth - not a great look) - but i want to know - what's wrong with the Scissor Sisters!!!!???? ops:

I feel Marmite is being treated in a very "unsavoury" manner here …….

It is after all the food of the Gods…. no?  8)

Chris

marmite is great.


Lets throw the cat amongst the pigeons……..


dogs or cats?


I love dogs, they're great…man's best friend

cats………evil furry little b….rs

I bet that divides the gals and guys :twisted:

dogs all day long you can play with them show them tricks and go to the pub with them. Cats are pants.. do nohing but sleep eat and shhh you know!

stacey said

dogs all day long you can play with them show them tricks and go to the pub with them. Cats are pants.. do nohing but sleep eat and shhh you know!

let them go in your car too!!??  naaaaa, dont think so just about the best way to wreck it! 8O

im gonna go with the feline i think, much nicer than the unintelegent antics of a lousy mut! come on people, lets have some for the cats!! :mrgreen:

and as for marmite, food of the gods 8) when i was little id sit down with a spoon and consume a whole jar, made me the man i am today :wink:  spawn of the devil indeed - phaaa!

Greg

i hate both dogs and catsthey both smell

Well i luv my baby she the best bitch i ever known

stacey said

dogs all day long you can play with them show them tricks and go to the pub with them. Cats are pants.. do nohing but sleep eat and shhh you know!

Yes, but cats bury their poo-poo's …. dogs just leave it lying there waiting for some hapless person (who is already having a bad day) to step in it..  Dogs yap all day at some imaginary thing, cats just ignore everything and everybody.  Dogs dribble …. cats don't.  Dogs chew shoes … cats don't. Dogs pee pee on my cars tyres …… cats don't.  Dogs get sexually attracted to peoples "legs", cats don't.  Dogs don't bring you little love gifts from the garden (unless you count a chewed up hose pipe as a love gift). Um 'nuff said  

my mum :mrgreen: