I want a Dub chick!
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I want a Dub chick!
If your that drop dead geogeous …. wouldn't you be fighting them off????
Maybe your being too choosy!!!!
Good luck in your search
Jo x :wink:
Maybe your being too choosy!!!!
Good luck in your search
Jo x :wink:
Black 1989 Mk1 Cabrio 1.8 auto
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Awwwwww….My old buddy Jocyjump! Would you like to apply in the correct manner? You never know…A good score out of ten could see you through into the next round of the selection process?
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For the cheek i think i should bypass this round…..
but not posting any pics!!!!! :wink: :wink:
Jo x
but not posting any pics!!!!! :wink: :wink:
Jo x
Black 1989 Mk1 Cabrio 1.8 auto
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Well in that case I can only disqualify you for time wasting! :x
1 out of 10 just for old times sake! 8O
1 out of 10 just for old times sake! 8O
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Your still as cheeky then!!!!
I don't waste time….. just thought your list was looking a bit empty!!!
Just trying to help an old mate out!!!!
Jo x
I don't waste time….. just thought your list was looking a bit empty!!!
Just trying to help an old mate out!!!!
Jo x
Black 1989 Mk1 Cabrio 1.8 auto
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Walt…..
Apart from a 5ft (ish) woman to clean and polish your car!!!
what else are you looking for????
Blonde or Brunette???
Size 10 or 18??
age 18 - 50??
give all the available girls out there a clue if they have half a chance!!!!
Of course i am too tall 5 ft 8",
so thanx for the 1/10 saves the disappointment!!!!!
But good luck :wink: :wink:
Jo x
Apart from a 5ft (ish) woman to clean and polish your car!!!
what else are you looking for????
Blonde or Brunette???
Size 10 or 18??
age 18 - 50??
give all the available girls out there a clue if they have half a chance!!!!
Of course i am too tall 5 ft 8",
so thanx for the 1/10 saves the disappointment!!!!!
But good luck :wink: :wink:
Jo x
Black 1989 Mk1 Cabrio 1.8 auto
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jocyjump said
Walt…..
Apart from a 5ft (ish) woman to clean and polish your car!!!
what else are you looking for????
Blonde or Brunette???
Size 10 or 18??
age 18 - 50??
give all the available girls out there a clue if they have half a chance!!!!
Of course i am too tall 5 ft 8",
so thanx for the 1/10 saves the disappointment!!!!!
But good luck :wink: :wink:
Jo x
Ok, my add was a little vague! I am, new to all this! Here goes!
Must be little, around 5' with teeny tiny feet!
Between 24-34
Hard working
Any hair colour as long as she is totally stunning!
Obedient or mute, either will do!
Maybe just a little bit thick….
Intelligent is ok as long as you are not devious, but these two go hand in hand in my experience…Still if you are the exception….. !
Awesome figure to complement my greek god like Adonis type physique, 34,24,34…Would that be about an 8-10 ? :dontknow:
Perfect teeth…No dodgy pickle stabbers like Kate moss used to have!
Smooth, perfect skin, tan optional, don't mind white bits, variety is the spice of life as they say!
Insecure.
If I think of anything else I will add it! Thanks Jo, hope this works!
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Handsome 6' 2" brown haired, blue eyed hunk WLTM…Drop dead gorgeous chick to come to car shows and help me polish my car and look good! Must have GSOH and not suffer from dandruff! I like em little so nearer to 5' the better….If you bite, scratch or set fire to things, have big feet or any kind of unsavoury body odour…..Do not apply! No strippers either….But that's another story!
Don't be shy, if you would like to post a picture, don't worry, I won't be mean or shallow, I will simply give you a score out of 10 and sift out the wheat from the chaff that way!
Go!…….. :mrgreen:
Well I'd like a tall, dark (must have curly/ wavey hair) handsome man, multi millionaire status preferable man, no past, no kids, deceased mother, who has a Corrado, Mk1 Golf, Mk1 Cabby parked next to his porsche in the garage. Any takers? Oooh, can't have dandruff either.
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Fee….Do you fit all my criteria?
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Sorry, fall down on the mute and devious bit; otherwise I was doing real well. Shame about that; mind you, it's amasing the silence money can buy.
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Well beggars can't be choosers I guess! I will have to be fair to the others and insist on a picture of you! Subject to your score, you might well be in here chuck!
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8O Would oblige but I can't work these new fangle contraptions, can't even download a picture of my car let alone me!
As such, I'll put you down as the one that got away; I'll enrol for an IT course next September; honest!?!
As such, I'll put you down as the one that got away; I'll enrol for an IT course next September; honest!?!
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Oh dear!….Next! :x
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Oh dear hunni,
not going as well as you hoped????
keep hunting babe, there will be a quiet little slave sorry lady out there somewhere for you!!!
I want the 1st invite to the wedding though for all the help!!!!
Jo x :wink:
not going as well as you hoped????
keep hunting babe, there will be a quiet little slave sorry lady out there somewhere for you!!!
I want the 1st invite to the wedding though for all the help!!!!
Jo x :wink:
Black 1989 Mk1 Cabrio 1.8 auto
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It ain't over till the fat lady sings! :x
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Re: I want a Dub chick!
Fee said
Well I'd like a tall, dark (must have curly/ wavey hair) handsome man, multi millionaire status preferable man, no past, no kids, deceased mother, who has a Corrado, Mk1 Golf, Mk1 Cabby parked next to his porsche in the garage. Any takers? Oooh, can't have dandruff either.
I like your style Fee!!!! I could do with one of those too!! If you are over in dated with offers…..
Not bothered about the Porshe though, but tall, dark hair, a fit handsome hard working gentleman .. (millionaire if not working), aged 30 - 45 !!! umm
Jo x
Black 1989 Mk1 Cabrio 1.8 auto
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ans4r said
jocyjump said
Oh dear hunni,
not going as well as you hoped????
keep hunting babe, there will be a quiet little slave sorry lady out there somewhere for you!!!
I want the 1st invite to the wedding though for all the help!!!!
Jo x :wink:
i think jocyjump wants YOU walt, 8O
8O 8O 8O I am to tall and too loud for Walt!!! ain't a size 8 -10 either!!!!!
Jo x
Black 1989 Mk1 Cabrio 1.8 auto
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Well im 5ft 3in so pretty close to being a shortarse!!! Have no digi camera so will have to take my word on my following stats
blonde
green eyes
size 10
single - ish - cud be persuaded to do a trade in
Very devious which equals very intelligent
VERY INSECURE
I'll let you take me out for a small fee. lol :mrgreen:
blonde
green eyes
size 10
single - ish - cud be persuaded to do a trade in
Very devious which equals very intelligent
VERY INSECURE
I'll let you take me out for a small fee. lol :mrgreen:
You Want me, Ya Just Dont Now It Yet!
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Crikey Walt, there's an offer you can't refuse.
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