DjEv has lost his laugh!

ok time for the girls to smile………………………

MEN ARE LIKE :-

laxatives………….. they irratate the sh*t out of you
bananas…………..  the older they get the less firm they are
holidays…………..  they never seem long enough
the weather……..   nothing can be done to change them
food mixers……..   You need one but you don't know why
commercials…….   you can't believe a word they say
department stores.. their clothes are always half off
mascara………….   they run at the first sign of emotion
popcorn………….   they satisfy you…. but only for a little while
snow storms…….   you never know when they are coming, how
                           much you'll get or how long it will last.
lava lamps……..   fun to look at but not very bright

                         

After readin that last post i need to ask…
Mandy, have you been goin out with walt?

no i haven't DJ………….. well not that i remember anyway……… but just incase i look like a man hater please let me explain…………. I AM this week.                          
actually i'm just in the middle of my divorce does that explain my anti men jokes….

Hope you get to keep the car!

If I were him, I'd leave and take the mixer with me!  8O