Horse Meat

Some threads on this site just crack me up.

To beef or not to beef? that is equestrian.

I ordered a burger in the cafe at tesco..the woman asked `do you want anything on it?`   `I said yeh, a fiver each way`

I have had some of the dodgy Tesco burgers last night for tea, tasted fine but I did notice this morning I had a bit between imy teeth

cabfan said

I ordered a burger in the cafe at tesco..the woman asked `do you want anything on it?`   `I said yeh, a fiver each way`

       hysterical.. guts is aching  

Priceless.  

funk-star said

           

I didn't really like the horse burgers but the meatballs are the dogs danglies

 

very funny  !!!!

Tesco burgers, low in fat, high in Shergar
 
Tesco are offering all customers who bought the horse burgers a free upgrade to their new high speed mobile internet service 4GG

Tesco confirm ingredients in their burgers are only foals and horses.
Quote from Prince charles " I don't know what all this Tesco fuss is about, I've been eating horse for years, haven't I Camilla"=

Can't believe that woman was sent to hospital after eating a horse meat burger…… Her condition is said to be stable
 
I was in the Tesco Cafe ordering my food & the waitress asked if I wanted anything on my burger.So I had a fiver each way

Tesco Value Burgers - Get your daughter the pony she's always wanted in an affordable way.
 
Tesco value burgers!..what next my lidl pony
 
Make Tesco Burgers part of your stable diet
 
At least it's only horse meat in Tesco burgers and not the horse hair too. That's the 'mane' thing.
 
Do you like Tesco's value burgers? Then you should try Tesco meatballs, I've heard they're the dog's b&**ocks.
 
Traces of zebra have been found in tesco barcodes.
 
Tesco have removed their veggie burgers after finding traces of uni'quorn'.
 
If you think Tesco's horse burgers are bad you should try Asda's quarter pandas.
 
ThoseTesco burgers won't be round furlong..
 
Tesco have recalled 10,000 pairs of leggings after traces of camel toes were found in them.
 
I had some burgers from tesco for my tea last night….I still have a bit between my teeth.
 
I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer…AND THEY'RE OFF
 
A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?' Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'
 
Buy one get one free - Tesco Everyday Value Burger, 2 species for the price of 1