MK Xmas show and shine meet 1st december @ Ikea

Lessy-Jim said

oh you wear heels!!! i did wonder why you looked taller than the pic of you in the bushes missing furbie.

I don't know what you mean… I only ever wear them in the house  :scratch: ….. I'm a bit shy about showing my calfs…. (my baby spudwoks lol… spudwok calfs)!!

Only ?20 notes, things must be bad! I still use ?50s to light my cubans, which I might add are hand rolled by naked ladies! Lol

funk-star said

Only ?20 notes, things must be bad! I still use ?50s to light my cubans, which I might add are hand rolled by naked ladies! Lol

Drunk-star really is loaded… I've seen where he lives… it's basically where the queen wanted to move too but decided she couldn't quite budget for it…..

so how much are you worth ?pound?-star??

?2.50! that's if I sold my shares in northern rock lmao

Drunk star owns more shares in Stella than anything else………I'm the one funding atleast one of his kids through school!! :wink:

my gag reflexes would need to be really good to cope with wet spudzilla- that's why I bought a caddy- damp dog on the back……..(don't tell the mrs I call her that lol  :mrgreen

stella - funk

or

funk - artois

   

you mean he did have shares…..his just drunk all his profit!!

I'm a bit like wolverine, except they swapped my blood for Stella!

I'm telling your missus nick lol !!!!

drunk-star has seen more bottles than Coca-Cola… in fact… if you still got 20p for taking bottles back, he'd have ?2,896,700.20  8O

Lol I'm just pondering how bad drunk stars liver probably looks! We've all seen his lil pot belly!! :wink:  

nickl said

Lol I'm just pondering how bad drunk stars liver probably looks! We've all seen his lil pot belly!! :wink:  

It probably looks like a melted water-balloon   !!!!

Thanks for your concern guys ops:

looks like this

funk-star said

Thanks for your concern guys ops:

looks like this

 8O  8O  8O  WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING…. PUT IT BACK IN!!!!!!   8O  8O  8O ….

Dont panic it's my old one, I swapped it with nicks when we were camping at action!

funk-star said

Dont panic it's my old one, I swapped it with nicks when we were camping at action!

Ahhhhh it makes sense now…. that's about the time you started spitting tar, chewing straw and had that red patch appear on your neck!!!  Any side effects from the DIY op then lol ??

hmmm only the fact i felt compelled to go and buy billy ray sirus back catalogue :mrgreen:

funk-star said

hmmm only the fact i felt compelled to go and buy billy ray sirus back catalogue :mrgreen:

I understand now why your were playing "Ache Breaky Heart" so many times?!?!?…. there's a new version you know… it's called "ache breaky liver"!!!

Hey  no one gets my healthy organs…….punks! :wink:

funk-stars the only one that gets your organ!!

zambeaky said

funk-stars the only one that gets your organ!!

is that a mouth organ?  :wink: