*NEW* Milton Keynes Meet 06/10/09

alright guys, i'm hoping to make the meet for first time, i'll bring my mainly silver tin top. studs.

we should call him FATHER-FUNK?……… "DRINK!!!!"

funk-star said

  spud you crack me up.

Tho it's all true! I though you were found in orange rather than green or is that only 9-5 umpa lumpa etc etc

Never wear orange that's B&Q mate… I just change outfits… 9-5 I work in a chocolate factory (no radio so we make do with singing our own jingles).  When I'm not working though I'm sat at the bottom of rainbows counting my money… which is quick hard with these small digits… ?2 coins are like steering wheels!!!

Speaking of B&Q I'm banned from there.  Some guy in an pair of orange dungarees came up to me and said "Do you want decking?"… so that was it… I got the first punch in!!  …….Imagine starting on me in the middle of a shop  8O

studs said

alright guys, i'm hoping to make the meet for first time, i'll bring my mainly silver tin top. studs.

YEAH - excellent mate. My campaign is silver and I love the colour.  Look forward to seeing you bud  

I'm the short guy with one eyebrow and spikey hair (don't let that scare ya) so introduce yourself and I'll make a point of introducing you to everyone. :wink:

zambeaky said

we should call him FATHER-FUNK?……… "DRINK!!!!"

LOL  :lmao: I'm up for that!!!

Funk-Star:- "Hmmmanananaammmm…. BIRDS…. nnarannnppaaa…. Drink!!….. ggrrrraaaaeee… FFFFFUNK-STAR!!…..

spudfingers when you said you're the short guy, i'm 5'7'' [170cm] which is normal height, anyone taller is just a freak of nature.

studs said

spudfingers when you said you're the short guy, i'm 5'7'' [170cm] which is normal height, anyone taller is just a freak of nature.

spuds 17cm!! so stop picking on him cause you'v found someone smaller thsan you!

studs said

spudfingers when you said you're the short guy, i'm 5'7'' [170cm] which is normal height, anyone taller is just a freak of nature.

LMAO ….. I have to agree…. I'm 5.6"… I just look smaller than I am!!  It's been a long time since Zambo fitted into 170cm waist jeans  :wink:

You just look smaller because you are further away....

Spudfingers said

studs said

spudfingers when you said you're the short guy, i'm 5'7'' [170cm] which is normal height, anyone taller is just a freak of nature.

LMAO ….. I have to agree…. I'm 5.6"… I just look smaller than I am!!  It's been a long time since Zambo fitted into 170cm waist jeans  :wink:

spuds like a weeball!

Weeballs wobble but they don't fall down

hmmmhmfamm drink hhmmff boobs mhhhhf love the father funk  8)

funk-star said

spuds like a weeball!

Weeballs wobble but they don't fall down

hmmmhmfamm drink hhmmff boobs mhhhhf love the father funk  8)

You leave my weeballs out of this.. seriously… any more of that talk and I'll take that bottle of gin off ya!!!… I mean it…. your stumbling all over the forum and spilling it all over the page… this ink is gunna run because of you and no one will be able to read about the MK meet… now pull yourself together and put your fag in your mouth the right way, there's steam coming out of your ears you bloomin drunkered!!… !!!

Lol your welcome to the gin! Horrid stuff.

Now where's my meths……..

Spudfingers said

ant5 said

Obviously the regulars will be running out of space on other threads to chat to each other, So in true Milton Keynes style, Start the banter

The storey so far
Spud is short
Zambeaky is tubby and may own a hairdressing sallon
Funk-star dishes out abuse
Nickl Sharkman, no comment and its getting me in trouble
Dubboy i'll bring a different car this time
Brucie want to go to IKEA
(new) Phill project cabby coming on leaps and bounds clipper kit fitted
(Bicester) Phill we missied you last month

I'm sure someone will add something for me !!!!! (nickl)

I take offence to those comments.  I am not short I am "vertically challenged" !!!  Your not much taller then me (if at all  :wink: ).  

Ant - Those white bits of string dangling from his shorts aren't string… they're his legs   !!  

I may be bringing my green project to this one… lets see how many we can get attending this one… rain or snow or sun… get those mk1's out.. see if we can beat 11  

lol i feel for you spud…..



…no really i feel for you , cant find you!  

good man for bringing your project!!! its about time you were social and joined our mk1 etiquette like you say! lets get more than 11 people!!!!  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:

Well if Bigstu and mort turn up then we should be on to a good turn out.

Plus I think T is coming to the next one?

Did you check your tank for rust brucie?

Hmmmmm just joining this conversation and so far my input goes…….people shorter than 5ft 5 and cabbys should b banned from being allowed to park with the real mens cars and should also be prepared to be ridiculed!! :mrgreen:

ant5 and zambo…….duh du, duh du….I can hear that song again!  :wink:

nickl said

Hmmmmm just joining this conversation and so far my input goes…….people shorter than 5ft 5 and cabbys should b banned from being allowed to park with the real mens cars and should also be prepared to be ridiculed!! :mrgreen:

ant5 and zambo…….duh du, duh du….I can hear that song again!  :wink:

i see.. 'FINDING NEMO' .. is back again!  

Nicks version .... Finding homo

funk-star said

Nicks version …. Finding homo

does that mean that spud must be…….THE LITTLEST HOMO?? instead of the littlest hobo!!

nickl said

Hmmmmm just joining this conversation and so far my input goes…….people shorter than 5ft 5 and cabbys should b banned from being allowed to park with the real mens cars and should also be prepared to be ridiculed!! :mrgreen:

ant5 and zambo…….duh du, duh du….I can hear that song again!  :wink:

real men? by that do you mean hill billy pick up drivers with a cuddly toy on the front seat for company?

 :mrgreen:

brucieboy said

nickl said

Hmmmmm just joining this conversation and so far my input goes…….people shorter than 5ft 5 and cabbys should b banned from being allowed to park with the real mens cars and should also be prepared to be ridiculed!! :mrgreen:

ant5 and zambo…….duh du, duh du….I can hear that song again!  :wink:

real men? by that do you mean hill billy pick up drivers with a cuddly toy on the front seat for company?

 :mrgreen:

that's carl (Carly)?yeeehaaa