*NEW* Milton Keynes Meet 06/10/09

Incase any new comers were wondering if this meet had stopped…..


We had a fantastic 9th turnout last meet with 8 cars, loads of members,

Location :Caldecote Arms, Milton Keynes MK7 8HP

When : Tuesday 1st September

What time : 7.30pm onwards

FAQ`s :
Q.Do i eat at the venue?
A.Best eat beforehand as Phill was unimpressed with the quality.

Q. Can i benefit from the ?10 meal deal
A. If you ask for extra chips then NO.

Q. Where do i park?
A. In the car park next to the other Mk1`s

Q. What if my Mk1 isnt on the road just yet?
A. Come along anyway, there is a great sourse of knowlege and a local member may have spare parts

Q. Will my car be photographed and put on this fantastic website?
A. Yes, Spudfingers will have is camera ready for snaps. You may even be videoed and up on You Tube

Note.. Please add to the thread if you need contact with Spudfingers as he is responsible for 70% of the posts on this thread

Q. Does anybody read this?
A. Please post…..

come along any new guys that are interested and us usual lot will no doubt show our faces… although we may have to look down for some… spud ha!!

lets not let this meet fade! Should we make this one at Ikea carpark for some pics n vids? Multi stories are quite good for engine noises … Ant?  lol

Brucie  8)

Obviously the regulars will be running out of space on other threads to chat to each other, So in true Milton Keynes style, Start the banter

The storey so far
Spud is short
Zambeaky is tubby and may own a hairdressing sallon
Funk-star dishes out abuse
Nickl Sharkman, no comment and its getting me in trouble
Dubboy i'll bring a different car this time
Brucie want to go to IKEA
(new) Phill project cabby coming on leaps and bounds clipper kit fitted
(Bicester) Phill we missied you last month

I'm sure someone will add something for me !!!!! (nickl)

...Ant wears shorts regardless of sun, snow, hail or day or night...

your saying im short as well as spud

ant5 said

your saying im short as well as spud

if the shorts fit my man! lol

brucieboy said

…Ant wears shorts regardless of sun, snow, hail or day or night…

their spuds trousers he borrowed them!!

what car you gune bring ant bring ya cabby would like to see it fella……

zambeaky said

brucieboy said

…Ant wears shorts regardless of sun, snow, hail or day or night…

their spuds trousers he borrowed them!!

what car you gune bring ant bring ya cabby would like to see it fella……

didnt even know you had one Ant! bring it on down! put some pics up if not!  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:

Missed this one

I'll try and make the next.

btw coming from Aylesbury so not far

Mort said

Missed this one

I'll try and make the next.

btw coming from Aylesbury so not far

you should tag on with funk-star his comin from near there :wink:

ant5 said

Obviously the regulars will be running out of space on other threads to chat to each other, So in true Milton Keynes style, Start the banter

The storey so far
Spud is short
Zambeaky is tubby and may own a hairdressing sallon
Funk-star dishes out abuse
Nickl Sharkman, no comment and its getting me in trouble
Dubboy i'll bring a different car this time
Brucie want to go to IKEA
(new) Phill project cabby coming on leaps and bounds clipper kit fitted
(Bicester) Phill we missied you last month

I'm sure someone will add something for me !!!!! (nickl)

I take offence to those comments.  I am not short I am "vertically challenged" !!!  Your not much taller then me (if at all  :wink: ).  

Ant - Those white bits of string dangling from his shorts aren't string… they're his legs   !!  

I may be bringing my green project to this one… lets see how many we can get attending this one… rain or snow or sun… get those mk1's out.. see if we can beat 11  

Mort said

Missed this one

I'll try and make the next.

btw coming from Aylesbury so not far

I'm also from aylesbury,

Are you the guy with the black cab down the weedon road? We passed a few weeks back if so. I was in a black Sportline.

Anyway drop me a pm and you can tag along with me Gay nick and tomski.

Oh and ant you forgot alcohic!! :wink:

Mort said

Missed this one

I'll try and make the next.

btw coming from Aylesbury so not far

You haven't missed this one mate it's not until next month (October).  Come along and as funk-star said, you can even get involved in their convoy up   !!

I'm looking forward to this… only ever brought a mk1 to one MK meet so far (rebuild took ages  :roll: )

I can't wait to see you in a mk1!

Tho if you turn up in the pug your officially banned from mk meet!!! :mrgreen:

check this, this the company that stuck the WE LOVE YOUR MOTOR on my wind screen and took photo's at vw action
http://plgphoto.com/13.html

funk-star said

I can't wait to see you in a mk1!

Tho if you turn up in the pug your officially banned from mk meet!!! :mrgreen:

you prob wont see him you'l just see a pair of hands reaching up gripping thesteering wheel' you'l have to get up real close and look in the footwell to see spud himself!! :wink:  

funk-star said

I can't wait to see you in a mk1!

Tho if you turn up in the pug your officially banned from mk meet!!! :mrgreen:

I'm coming along in the green project if I can get it through an MOT   !!  Anyway you haven't got a banning stick… Your not the boss…. I'll put poo on a stick and chase you away like a smelly "stig of the dump"!!  

zambeaky said

you prob wont see him you'l just see a pair of hands reaching up gripping thesteering wheel' you'l have to get up real close and look in the footwell to see spud himself!! :wink:  

It's not that bad don't take the mick lads…. I've be bringing the yellow pages with me… you'll at least see my one eyebrow and spikey hair lol  …. a couple of eyes looking through the steering wheel spokes lol !!

Spudfingers said

funk-star said

I can't wait to see you in a mk1!

Tho if you turn up in the pug your officially banned from mk meet!!! :mrgreen:

I'm coming along in the green project if I can get it through an MOT   !!  Anyway you haven't got a banning stick… Your not the boss…. I'll put poo on a stick and chase you away like a smelly "stig of the dump"!!  

zambeaky said

you prob wont see him you'l just see a pair of hands reaching up gripping thesteering wheel' you'l have to get up real close and look in the footwell to see spud himself!! :wink:  

It's not that bad don't take the mick lads…. I've be bringing the yellow pages with me… you'll at least see my one eyebrow and spikey hair lol  …. a couple of eyes looking through the steering wheel spokes lol !!

im only pullin ya stumps m8!! see you in de mornin

I have been trying to work out why spuds so small? I think it's when you live in the ghetto the quality of air is bad so stunts your growth, that's why spuds a midget!

I hear matell are doing a boys version of Polly in my pocket called spud in my pocket? Can you confirm?

Also I hear zambo just got sponsors from Toni and gay, and Greggs? Also can you confirm (chunky)

lmao!!!!!

funk-star said

I have been trying to work out why spuds so small? I think it's when you live in the ghetto the quality of air is bad so stunts your growth, that's why spuds a midget!

I hear matell are doing a boys version of Polly in my pocket called spud in my pocket? Can you confirm?

Also I hear zambo just got sponsors from Toni and gay, and Greggs? Also can you confirm (chunky)

lmao!!!!!

Rumours of a ghetto life have been dismissed and counter allegations have been made that funk-star was born with a silver spoon in his mouth… and that he drinks excessively to fit in with the other classes.  Our reporter "Jimmy 'nosey' Parker" is at the scene interviewing Funk-Star.  Jimmy over to you:-

Jimmy 'nosey' Parker:-  "Funk how are you today"
Funk-Star:- "Who are you telling to Funk you today!?!?" :evil:
Jimmy 'nosey' Parker:- "No, No you have the wrong idea I was simply asking how you were…"
Funk-star:- "mmmmhumf… what's it got to do with you where I was?"
Jimmy 'nosey' Parker:- "Sir, It's been rumoured that you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth.. can you confirm this?"
Funk-star:- "SilverSpoon… yes please… I take two scoops of SilverSpoon sugar in my tea, me, fee…. FEE… what you taking about a FEE… for what!?!?!… what you coming onto my land asking for a tree for… I have one tree that's it, no more can fit, nit… I haven't got nits… what are you talking about… come ere…"  :evil:
Jimmy 'nosey' Parker:- "I'm OUCH…. this is Jimmy nose… AAARR…. stop hitting me… your spilling Port on my jeans… OOWWW… Jimmy 'nosey' Parker… Ayelsbury, Funk-Stars gaff… drunken bum… signing off!! …. OUCH!!!"

Funk… I may be really small… you not noticed I also wear green a lot and tan easy… if you can catch me I'll give you three wishes…. or I can save you the trouble and just grant you:-

Funk-Star's wish list

Wish 1 - Nick to give into my advances
Wish 2 - A never ending pint glass
Wish 3 - Water-proof undercrackers so that I can drink and not "worry" about it  :wink:

  spud you crack me up.

Tho it's all true! I though you were found in orange rather than green or is that only 9-5 umpa lumpa etc etc