What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
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What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
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Old Timer
the horse looks at him and replies `What…Eric?`
CAMPAIGN-HELIOS BLUE-POSSIBLY SEEN IT ON CHRIS BARRIES(RIMMER IN RED DWARF) MASSIVE SPEED PROGRAMME?!!!
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1986 Cabriolet (long resto!)
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An orange.
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Tony.
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hope you're ok simon!36thCrazyFist said
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
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whatalotafun said
hope you're ok simon!36thCrazyFist said
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
I can't read what you wrote..?
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36thCrazyFist said
whatalotafun said
hope you're ok simon!36thCrazyFist said
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
I can't read what you wrote..?
take that bra off your face then. stop sniffing it!
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whatalotafun said
36thCrazyFist said
whatalotafun said
hope you're ok simon!36thCrazyFist said
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
I can't read what you wrote..?
take that bra off your face then. stop sniffing it!
Touch?!
Thought of another..
What do you get if you cross a river and a stream..
Wet feet.
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Carlos.
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A Hepatitus Bee
Hepatitus B
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Old Timer
Exactly where you left it.
Yradave says relax.
07792646786
07792646786
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Settled In
pat
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Old Timer
No idea.
Man with spade on head?
Doug
Without spade?
Dougless.
Man with seagull on head?
Cliff.
Whats black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Micheal Jackson died recently.
Apparently he fell off the wall. Police suspect a smooth criminal was responsable and he was not alone. There was apparently a man in the mirror who was very dangerous and he wanted to be starting somthing even thought Michael told him to beat it and was heard to say leave me alone.
Nobody knows if the suspect was black or white.
Ive got loads more MJ jokes but none that i can post here.
The teacher is playing a guessing game with the kids.
"What have i got behind my back?" she says "i will give you a clue. Its round, red and juicy"
"A tomato" says little Jonny
"No its an apple but i like your thinking" Says the teacher
Jonny sticks up his hand "Miss guess what ive got in my pocket?
"Give me a clue" She says.
"Well" Says Jonny "Its round, hard and its got a head on it"
"Thats disgusting" Says the teacher.
"Its a coin" Says Jonny "But i like your thinking"
And finally…..
Need cheering up??
Watch your wedding video backwards. You will love the bit where she takes off the ring walks down the aisle jumps in the car and leaves.
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Because Ken comes in a different box.
Sorry i couldnt resist ops:
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Spudfingers said
Famous Authors
If you're looking for good books then read these:-
"The Great British Fry-up" by Chris P. Bacon
"The Joys of Social Singing" by Carrie Oakey
"How to Tell Your Fortune" by Crystal Ball
"A Career in a Funeral Parlour" by Doug Graves
"The official Guide to Physical Education" by Jim Shorts
"Sliding down the banister" by Ivor Knackeroff
"The cats revenge" by Claud balls
"The russian prostitute" by Nickers ofalot
"Broken windows" by Hu Flung Ball
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A horse with one leg!
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Sorry.
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jokes
One's a Kangaroo, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift! :mrgreen:
Did you know that Al Qaeda are hiding exposives in tins of Alphabetti Spaghetti ???
If any of them go off……..It could spell disaster !!!! :mrgreen:
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