What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
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Local Hero
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto
thankyou goodnight
thankyou goodnight
'83 1.5 Gx (picture coming soon)
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Old Timer
oh dear!
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Settled In
LOL gud stuff keep it upp.........
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Local Hero
Oh dear…..
What do you call a man fighting his way out of a crisp packet?……. Russell ops:
What do you call a man fighting his way out of a crisp packet?……. Russell ops:
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Settled In
Loll.......
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Local Hero
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If you're looking for good books then read these:-
"The Great British Fry-up" by Chris P. Bacon
"The Joys of Social Singing" by Carrie Oakey
"How to Tell Your Fortune" by Crystal Ball
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If you're looking for good books then read these:-
"The Great British Fry-up" by Chris P. Bacon
"The Joys of Social Singing" by Carrie Oakey
"How to Tell Your Fortune" by Crystal Ball
"A Career in a Funeral Parlour" by Doug Graves
"The official Guide to Physical Education" by Jim Shorts
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Old Timer
an old one from my school days
Rusty Bedsprings by I.P Knightley ops:
Rusty Bedsprings by I.P Knightley ops:
CAMPAIGN-HELIOS BLUE-POSSIBLY SEEN IT ON CHRIS BARRIES(RIMMER IN RED DWARF) MASSIVE SPEED PROGRAMME?!!!
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Local Hero
SEAN1151 said
an old one from my school days
Rusty Bedsprings by I.P Knightley ops:
Childish and love it :wink:
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Settling In
Another old one,
Bubbles in the bath by Ivor Windybottom. ops: I know!!
Bubbles in the bath by Ivor Windybottom. ops: I know!!
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Local Hero
Why do gorillas have big fingers?
Cause they have big nostrels
Cause they have big nostrels
'83 1.5 Gx (picture coming soon)
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Old Timer
couple more from school days
whats the difference between a basin and a bison?
you can wash your hands in a basin… ops:
whats the difference between a camera and a sock?
one takes photos the other takes five toes
whats the difference between a basin and a bison?
you can wash your hands in a basin… ops:
whats the difference between a camera and a sock?
one takes photos the other takes five toes
CAMPAIGN-HELIOS BLUE-POSSIBLY SEEN IT ON CHRIS BARRIES(RIMMER IN RED DWARF) MASSIVE SPEED PROGRAMME?!!!
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Local Hero
chester said
What's worse than a cub scout in your pocket?
A brownie in your pants
HAHAHAHAAA :lmao: ….
God I've turned 5 again
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Old Timer
All my jokes are just wrong lol i dont want to lower the tone
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Old Timer
go on chris do it.
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\'53 Mk4 Golf R32, Deep Pearl Blue
\'00 Kawasaki Ninja J1 ZX6R
\'92 B3 Passat Estate 1.6td (Now breaking) 😭
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Old Timer
wot do you do when your nose goes on strike? Picket ….
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Local Hero
lol, is this thread for real? i know it family orientated but.........
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Settling In
Whats the difference between a giraffe and a fork lift truck?
One's got hydraulics and the others got hi-bo##ocks!
One's got hydraulics and the others got hi-bo##ocks!
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Chairman
What's brown a sticky..
A stick.
What's pink and fluffy…
Pink Fluff..
What's blue and fluffy..
Pink fluff holding it's breath..
A stick.
What's pink and fluffy…
Pink Fluff..
What's blue and fluffy..
Pink fluff holding it's breath..
1986 Cabriolet (long resto!)
1983 Cabriolet (daily pain in the bum)
1983 T25 (weekend pain in the bum)
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HUBBS said
Whats the difference between a giraffe and a fork lift truck?
One's got hydraulics and the others got hi-bo##ocks!
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
CAMPAIGN-HELIOS BLUE-POSSIBLY SEEN IT ON CHRIS BARRIES(RIMMER IN RED DWARF) MASSIVE SPEED PROGRAMME?!!!
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Settling In
Man walked into a bar, said, ouch that hurt!!
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