What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto





thankyou goodnight  

oh dear!

LOL gud stuff keep it upp.........

Oh dear…..

What do you call a man fighting his way out of a crisp packet?…….  Russell   ops:

Loll.......

Famous Authors

If you're looking for good books then read these:-

"The Great British Fry-up" by Chris P. Bacon
"The Joys of Social Singing" by Carrie Oakey
"How to Tell Your Fortune" by Crystal Ball
"A Career in a Funeral Parlour" by Doug Graves
"The official Guide to Physical Education" by Jim Shorts

an old one from my school days

Rusty Bedsprings by I.P Knightley  ops:

SEAN1151 said

an old one from my school days

Rusty Bedsprings by I.P Knightley  ops:

Childish and love it  :wink:

Another old one,

Bubbles in the bath  by  Ivor Windybottom. ops:    I know!!

Why do gorillas have big fingers?


Cause they have big nostrels

 

couple more from school days

whats the difference between a basin and a bison?

you can wash your hands in a basin… ops:


whats the difference between a camera and a sock?

one takes photos the other takes five toes  

chester said

What's worse than a cub scout in your pocket?

A brownie in your pants

HAHAHAHAAA  :lmao: ….

God I've turned 5 again  

All my jokes are just wrong lol i dont want to lower the tone

go on chris do it.

wot do you do when your nose goes on strike?   Picket ….

lol, is this thread for real? i know it family orientated but.........

Whats the difference between a giraffe and a fork lift truck?

One's got hydraulics and the others got hi-bo##ocks!

What's brown a sticky..

A stick.

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What's pink and fluffy…

Pink Fluff..


What's blue and fluffy..

Pink fluff holding it's breath..

HUBBS said

Whats the difference between a giraffe and a fork lift truck?

One's got hydraulics and the others got hi-bo##ocks!

 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

Man walked into a bar, said, ouch that hurt!!