new girl

I should stay well away from Kins if I were you Dubgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, I find his subtle predatory tactics very worrying indeed!……Leave her alone Kins….Do you hear….She's our Dubgrrrrrrrrrrrrl…..Ours I tell you………! :evil:

Walt I think your new car has gone to your head!  

There is nothing subliminal in my posts. I'm just too smooth for that approach. 8)  

Anyway Walt  all the fit girls are into their beetles. (no offence dubgrrl)

Oh and walt….. You're never going to pull with that crusty excuse for an alternator! What you need is a bad boy 90 amper like mine

OUCH….You know how to hurt Kins..But I know what you're doing….Making dubgrrrrrrrrrrl  feel inferior to beetle girls just so she will feel like she has to please you, while at the same time pointing out my lack of cleanliness to taint her mind and turn her against me!! Well you don't fool me kins you calculating, devious cad you!!

Walt at the end of the day mate I'm a defeatist. My measly unintentional rat look GTI is no match for your back to the future, time warped, heated garaged; cocooned in a bubble, vw museum worthy excuse of a cab.

I might as well give up now :cry:  

But on reflection I might have the upper hand because mines a tin top and yours is a poncey, look at me I have no roof excuse for a Golf. Ah ha :dance:

You know I?m only having a laugh Walt but you started it!  

* Drew please can I put in a request for a nerr nerr na nerr nerr smiley sticking it?s tongue out whilst wiggling its hands by side of its face? Cheers*

Your impertinence bamboozles me Kins…..So you're playing your trump card…."I'm a defeatist!"…..Genius Kins!…Your scheming mind is far too powerful for me! You will even be victorious in defeat because Dubgrrrrrl will feel sorry for you!!! You may win this battle Kins….But you won't win the war!!
        Take her then and drive off into the sunset together….Not that you would enjoy the sunset through your pokey little sunroof!…Just don't hurt her Kins…Thats all I ask! :posh:

thanks for the laugh u lot!!

made me smile and i need it cuz poor gerbil has just been golf-ambulanced to the vets. i am at home awaiting the call to charge my credit card - ?47.50 + any treatment  

and on the beatle point, did used to have a peppermint green one, it cost me fortune and konked out every 10 miles. looked the bizz though. it also back-fired, very cool  8)

My goodness!!! It's started….Kins made reference to rodents in an earlier message……This is just part of kins's evil little game!! He has oviously poisoned your gerbil as a warning of what is going to do to me!! Oh dear!!! Havn't you done enough kins?…..Somebody stop him!! 8O

If he has poisoned my gerbil (named Horrace) I will be mighty peeved and he owes me ?53. It seems his plan has gone too far and Horrace may just be returning home to spend his last few hours surrounded by his family  :cry:

Hiya just got back from the cinema. Sorry to hear about Horrace :cry:

Saw a trailer for the new Herbie film!
Vets bills are a rip off! You could buy 10 Gerbils for that! If Horrace does not make it I'll buy you a new one. But you have got to call him Herbie

Have you ever heard the story of the Trojan horse Dubgrrrrrrrrrrrrl?..  Can you not see through Kins's Trojan Gerbil offering! He wants you bad Dubgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, don't fall for his hypnotic charms!..
You're a NUT Kins…..Leave Dubgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl's fury things alone!….

* Drew please can I put in a request for a nerr nerr na nerr nerr smiley sticking it?s tongue out whilst wiggling its hands by side of its face? Cheers*

I'll keep my eye out for one! :roll:

Oh and Walt, Kins… you really need to get out more often! 8)

Cheers,

Drew.

If you're gonna make a special smiley for kins…Might I suggest a special "GERBIL MURDERING SMILEY!!!" :posh:

Thanks Drew that would be great for winding the likes of Walt up!:wink:

Walt you silly billy we already have a gerbil murdering smiley :borg:  ha ha

I do get out quite often but walt struggles because he does not like getting his tyres dirty

Poor Horrace, he didnt stand a chance    I fed him every hour throughout the night through a syringe (don't laff, i know it sounds mad!).
but between 3 and 4am he died. poor lad  :cry:





but on a brighter note, Cedrick, the remaining gerbil is no longer gay!! having spent most of his  life being brow-beaten and chased around by Horrace, he now has a girlfriend!! Her name is Cybil and I got her yesterday. She is tiny and too young to breed at the minute and to be honest, i think she'll be  far too much for old Cedrick to handle, so I dont think we'll be hearing the pitter patter of baby gerbil feet, but at least their not lonely anymore!!

You see kins….You can take away our gerbils….BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE AWAY OUR FREEEEEDDDDOMMMMM!!!!!

…….and the great gerbil wars moved into the next and more devastating phase…….

 

I have written a beautiful poem to recite at poor horrace's funeral service!       Poor old Horrace innocent gerbil, by all acconts a lovely furball, Kins killed it cos we got too verbal, beware his massachistic burble!    But Horrace you were not in vain, and so to heal poor Dubgrrrrrrrl's pain, she's bought a baby one again, fresh victim's for the man insane!!………..I hope you're reading this kins YOU GERBIL MURDERER!!!!!!

I'm readiding it walt…..

So not only do you have a perfect, poncey cab (I'm only jealous :mrgreen: ) but you write poetry!

Nice one mate :cheer:

*"Don't mess with the best cos the best don't mess! :wink: "*

Only another 9 to go and then you will have those fury lined gerbil skin driving gloves you always wanted.....GERBIL MURDERER!

This is going to go on for a while isn't it