Road cleaner murdered my car!

Yeah true good point :-) 

Good news chap, sounds like you'll get a happy ending

maybe you should follow this complete a hole home and  when you find out were hes at go take a poop on his car
 I dunno if i could handle that dirt i think id want blood.

I feel sorry for you Bert, I really do!!!  

But it's good that they have stuck there hand up to this one, bet that doesn't happen very often.

By the way you know we have the same color scheme. Well we have a 'Marder' around the place. It's like a big brown or black 'Poll Cat', their wild and very common.

Well this Bar-Steward keeps jumping on the front of my bonnet and goes up over the roof and slides down the back, at least twice a week and sometimes more.  

Now ok it doesn't look as bad as yours but this thing can 4 or 5lb with it's shity feet pressing in down on the top.
It's a pain but I just go the the jet wash and wash it down, so like 'Racer' said it should come up like new!
Yours is extreme but I have a soft bristled brush, a lot like the ones used for Snooker tables and I brush just like a Snooker table.
Brushing it with the nap and it comes up looking as good as it can for a three year old roof!

All the best with this Bert, I'm sure a Pro will do a great job.  

So I got £150 compo to get car cleaned so here she is all sorted with a face lift to :-) 

Good to see it all sorted out!

Cheers mate and thanx to everyone else who posted and offered advice,also big thanx to chortle cheers mate 

looking very nice again buddy, glad all sorted  

Looking nice and clean again   

Great news - a happy ending  

I take it there's no sign of the incident left on the car anywhere?

Yes mate all gone but when insurance came round to look and he said the comment well it's just like a lorry splashing a puddle over it you can imagine what my response was!  :-) 

LOL - yeah I bet I can imagine!

Glad it's dealt with

Swerve said

Cheers mate and thanx to everyone else who posted and offered advice,also big thanx to chortle cheers mate 

No probs matey..

glad you got it sorted mate !

Cheers rich I'm looking forward to this weekend :-) 

Excellent result dude. Looks smashing now. Well done for getting them to pay out