My mk1 got nicked :(

trev56 said

I thought this link had gone quite and was going to disappear for good. Then it all kicks off again……

Me too. Came back to check the forum after a couple of weeks and this thread is still going. I really thought it was over.

DAG4R said

trev56 said

I thought this link had gone quite and was going to disappear for good. Then it all kicks off again……

Me too. Came back to check the forum after a couple of weeks and this thread is still going. I really thought it was over.

its been a hoot!

lol

DAG4R said

trev56 said

I thought this link had gone quite and was going to disappear for good. Then it all kicks off again……

Me too. Came back to check the forum after a couple of weeks and this thread is still going. I really thought it was over.

i just read the whole thing

what a story

its the sort of story ud tell yer kids on christmas eve

Well i dunno! Ive only been here 5 minutes…oh ok 45 minutes 15 seconds    and ive read the whole thread from front to back and laughed myself silly.
Poor young chap yes, but what grabbed my attention was this bit:

Tian said

Let's be honest, I could be a 5' 10" flame haired vixen with an uncontrollable passion for all men who drive Mk1 Golfs or I could be a 45 year old 28 stone virgin, with a membership card to my local lap dancing club. How the hell would you know?

Well, asking purely from a perspective of personal interest you understand :wink:, which is it?  

Overboost said

Well, asking purely from a perspective of personal interest you understand :wink:, which is it?  

LOL, I asked the same thing.. ops:  I'll leave it to Tian to answer you that.

drochesaunders said

Overboost said

Well, asking purely from a perspective of personal interest you understand :wink:, which is it?  

LOL, I asked the same thing.. ops:  I'll leave it to Tian to answer you that.

Oh brother, I wish I'd never written this! I was simply trying to illustrate the trust we all share on a forum. The truth is I am neither!

Tian :scratch:

dont start this one up again    :wink:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa…
mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah….
*wipes tears from eyes* hooo..
Brilliant.
Just read this thread, made my hangover just disappear. Cheers youngdub et al.

think your a involved in banking arent you tian,
the halifax or something :dontknow:  :dontknow:  :wink:

totally classic youngdub good luck with ya mk1 hunt !

i have been in stiches for the last hour reading this thread i kind of feel sorry for the little man and his wild imagination but let me tell you all a story ….

twas xmas last and my cousin bought a vw camper
xmas day came and he got lots of shiney prezzies for jossie
(aka the camper )
he went to the garage where she sleeps
( lives in a flat so there is a dozen garages round the back of the building)
and lo and behold jossie was gone !!!!
no one heard or saw a thing police came took a report that was that
now jossie was a well modded camper and not easily missed
his friend at the local neswspaper offered to put out a request that if anyone knew jossies whereabouts to give him a call
this he did and come that friday there she was splattered across the paper
along came new years eve and not a word on the missing jossie the night came and went

new years day came a knock at the door , was mrs sindell old bat who lived on the ground floor complaining about him revving the engine at 4am puzzled was he very puzzled
"but my van got nicked!"
" are you on drugs young man ? , its in the middle of the court yard ! were you driving drunk last night ? ill report you !! "
so off he trotted and there bag smack in the middle of the yard was ….
JOSSIE !!

it was untouched and they had even given her a buff and polish !!!!!

if yad like me to get a snap of jossie with a ketchup bottle might even throw in a bag of chips for good measure id be more than happy to do so !!

smiffiemonster said

it was untouched and they had even given her a buff and polish !!!!!

?!

untouched  no damage

a thief with manners

 8O

cabriaulait said

think your a involved in banking arent you tian,
the halifax or something :dontknow:  :dontknow:  :wink:

Just call me Howard.

Tian

Tian said

cabriaulait said

think your a involved in banking arent you tian,
the halifax or something :dontknow:  :dontknow:  :wink:

Just call me Howard.

Tian

You're not starting at 155 Bishopsgate, are you?

paul_c said

Tian said

cabriaulait said

think your a involved in banking arent you tian,
the halifax or something :dontknow:  :dontknow:  :wink:

Just call me Howard.

Tian

You're not starting at 155 Bishopsgate, are you?

NO!

Tian

got you all looking again            

divweir said

got you all looking again            

Ha de ha!

Tian :evil:

Thanks divweir :?

i just read all this,wtf :evil:

Dale

Must have missed this post when it first came up…what a read!  :clap:  I wish Youngdub was my little brother! Then again… :scratch:

Almostfell off my chair at page 13, couldn't read any further. Classic thread, reminds me of winding up some of the kids in the school I work in who 'think' they know all there is to know about computers.  :mrgreen:

If we keep going, we might catch walts amazing 110 page post up (still not found time to read all of that yet)