BORAT'S GOLF FOR SALE?...

It seems (from the wording) as if Borat is advertising his Golf:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-VOLKSWAGEN-GOLF-CLIPPER-CABRIO-RED_W0QQitemZ160166311404QQihZ006QQcategoryZ9873QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I can't help but hear Borat's voice when I read the text. Maybe it's the scattergun exclamation marks. Or the fact that he got 'a few scuffs on the front while parking the Mrs'.

And, my personal favourite: 'i would not have put it for sale if my house roof never collapsed but it has to go!!'

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 Yagshamash!! it has a clock radio………my wife she like……..very fast.it is no1 golf in all Kazakstan yes?…..you buy me..thankyou please

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That picture's very funny. He looks so at home there…

And from the fact that the interior photo suggests that the driver's seat and passenger seat have both been used by people suffering from chronic incontinence, I'd have to dispute his claim that  'there are no over heating problem and no loss of any fluids!!'

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'i would not have put it for sale if my house roof never collapsed but it has to go!!'

I see what he means, but I think his house roof on the car looks surprisingly good…

looks like its got one of them funny chinese hats on!  

looks like how it should now^ A shed!!!  other than that its a nice car……………………………………..Not

NOW I HAVE AN AWFUL IMAGE OF BORAT IN HIS MANKINI WITH THE HOOD DOWN AND BOARD IN THE BACK!

Shame about the driver's seat…you can only 'drive it away' if your legs are the right length!