TOTALLY INSULTED!!!! BY THE WIFE.

The wifes car has gone into the paint shop to be fixed after she reversed in to a phone box exchange, scraping the wheel arch and reversing into a aircon duct in an undergroung car park (scratcing the roof of all things). I kindly let her use my car to get to work leaving me with my bike, she comes home and says "I dont like that THING of yours". The cheeck of it, she went on to complane about the gearbox and how heavy the steering is, just cos I forgot to phone her on her birthday and our wedding anniversary last Thursday, (we got married on her birhtday) anyway I was busy out on the lash with my mates in the UK. God, it was only the 11th one, not like it was an important one. Girls, I forget to phone and stands there and insults my car, I didnt say a thing about her scrathing her car (that I got her for her birthday last year). you would think it was the end of the world. Sheesh, you cant trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die.

to make it up to the car you should give it a hoover and polish and maybe have some 1 on 1 time with it this weekend  

Get a mistress then

paul_c said

Get a mistress then

that sounds good to me    

chris  

paul_c said

Get a mistress then

..dub chick mate…cant lose!

ps. i want one too

are there any proven methods to convert your current chick to a dub chick?

lol! if there is! i need to know them!!! she needs to see the light! she likes new VAG's but classics are a different story unfortunately!!

You acn hit us kick us but never dis a man car
very wrong lol

Im a lucky man my girlfriend loves the golf and even works on it with me

Dub_geezer said

You acn hit us kick us but never dis a man car
very wrong lol

Im a lucky man my girlfriend loves the golf and even works on it with me

get out…


…so jealous mate! hold on to that one! youre absolutely right! never dis a mans car! worse than a kick to the nacks, I find myself getting proper defensive when someone says anything remotely bad about my car!

…so jealous mate! hold on to that one! youre absolutely right! never dis a mans car! worse than a kick to the nacks, I find myself getting proper defensive when someone says anything remotely bad about my car!

Believe me im keeping hold and i know how lucky i am too
as for people saying anything bad i know the feeling
when i got my cabrio someone said will look good when you finish it  i was like looks good now lol

lol, cheeky sod! altho im kinda glad not every one likes/wants one, makes them rarer!

i agree get a mistress!

and gross-fyi, it's usually 5 days not 7

HAHA!! from the horses mouth! (excuse the pun) :wink: :wink: hehe luv ya really!

Lessy-Jim said

i agree get a mistress!

and gross-fyi, it's usually 5 days not 7

Yeah but women tell us it's longer so we don't "pester them" lol

Lessy-Jim said

i agree get a mistress!

and gross-fyi, it's usually 5 days not 7

Winner!!

My missus doesn't get it, but funnily enough i love that…. Means i can go to shows without her and perv at other women!

Plus she has no understanding of somethings worth, so evertyhing i aquire cost £50…. Epic Win!!!  :mrgreen:

Mistress or dub chic sounds like the way ahead, i got to get me one of them.  but would hovering not be her department?  :mrgreen:
Next time she banges her car, tell her she is on the bus!  Why is it even when you do them a favour it still comes back and bites you!  :dontknow:

Bad times for sime people. Lol. My missus is so into them she wants a lowered cabby on red bbs wheels…
I have not influenced it all all. One of the lucky ones i guess. Lol.

Mine Justs wants New. She is a real snob. her last car had to have a panoramic sun roof, well there was £800 that was a total waste, I think the thing was used 2 times, first went she first got it, and the last time was by accident. But would she let me have keyless entre, oh no, or any thing fun like  a HUD, nope, but when It comes to things like shopping bag holders!!! guess who gets them.

Dude, I think you need a divorce..... Or a spliff..........

So your anniversary is on her Birthday???

what a stroke of genius that is 1 bunch of flowers covers the two, pity it wasn't on 25th Dec as well