Read this.....the questions at the end are class !!!

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem=&item=400036198823

I have an Aussie ebay account, so since you can only see the first few Q&A, here's the rest of the first page. Gotta get going so no time to read them all myself but let me know if you want more pages. There's *lots* of questions:

Q:     I just heard on the grapevine that Honda have a new car coming out….it's called the Honda Dao …Can you confirm this?    18-Mar-09
A:     Yeah there is, it gets from 0 to 100 in just under a month.
Q:     if this rad bike was a transformer- which one could it be?    18-Mar-09
A:     It would be Daotron.
Q:     Nice bike. What colour should I paint my house?    18-Mar-09
A:     Paint it clear. Nice and stylish, but you'll need to always wear pants, otherwise the neighbours will see your meat and two veg.
Q:     hey just wondering if the bike can hit up to or preferably over 88mph as i wish to modify it with a flux capacitor and us it as a time machine to go back in time and party with jesus    18-Mar-09
A:     Last time I hung out with Jesus, he said he didn't want you coming over again, because last time you were here his cutlery mysteriously went 'missing'.
Q:     You answered someone else's question about taking $500,000 in Monopoly Money for it. I have a European Version of Monopoly so what is the correct amount after the conversion rate is calculated: 500,000 AUD = 329,648.12 USD = 254,423.76 EUR 500,000 EUR = 982,290.81 AUD = 647,500.22 USD 500,000 USD = 758,838.76 AUD = 386,068.42 EUR    18-Mar-09
A:     Are you trying to seduce me?
Q:     does this bike have a warning device suitable for use at speeds in excess of mach 1? since it is going faster than sound, if i yell move bitch get out tha way, i will have run over her way before she hears me say it    18-Mar-09
A:     Mate, that would just be Ludacris.
Q:     Just wondering if the bike could take down the death star?    18-Mar-09
A:     Haven't you heard the saying 'every time someone except kevin Smith references Star Wars, a dolphin dies'?
Q:     I do beileve that your awesome bike is the love child of a F-18 Hornet and Johnny Depp….thereby it is obviously soooo cool that I could not possibly own such a icon of sheer awesomeness…but I will drool from afar! [PS. Your item description is the best I have ever seen on ebay!] :-)    18-Mar-09
A:     I think you are correct about this bike's parentage…it actually IS a swashbuckling pirate that can break the sound barrier, and ladies swoon when it goes by.
Q:     Will you swap the kilo of awesome for a box of cordless extension leads?    18-Mar-09
A:     Mate i've already got plenty of cordless extension leads, but if you can wrangle up a hammock full of wood magnets, we may have a deal.
Q:     Brakes? Who needs brakes? Awesome bike, dude. I wish I was man enough to tame that beast.    18-Mar-09
A:     You'll never be man enough. This bike once made Jackie Chan cry.
Q:     I live in china- will it work upside down?    18-Mar-09
A:     The bike was originally from the United States, where it worked on the set of 90210. I once took Tori Spelling for a ride, it scared her so much, this postie bike is the reason her eyes bug out of her head the way that they do.
Q:     hi is this water cooled?    18-Mar-09
A:     If you jump it into a lake, then yes.
Q:     This is exactly what I have been looking for. I have the Fonz hair cut and leather jacket. Do you have any friends called Richie Cunningham, Ralph Malph or Potsie Weber?    17-Mar-09
A:     Sorry, I prefer to not associate with redheads.
Q:     Is it true that this bike actually dated Kit from Knight rider in the 80's?    17-Mar-09
A:     The postie bike does not wish to divulge it's personal information at the present time, but you may read about it in his up-coming autobiography, 'Postie Bike: The World At His Wheels'.
Q:     This bike is rad. A little too rad. So rad people may not see it coming. I know they'll HEAR it coming with that sweet pipe that just screams get outta my way.. but I'm worried about being hi-vis when I go for my weekly shop (it will fit a sack of potatoes without the cross bar won't it?). Maybe I could just wear my Olympic issue downhill sled team lycra. What do you think?    17-Mar-09
A:     If you send me a picture of you wearing said lycra, roped to a blue plastic tarp all lubed up in Vaseline while a politician with no legs is hitting you with the handle of a golf club, I'll give you 10% off.
Q:     eerrr…what you wearing?    17-Mar-09
A:     Twelve layers of thermal underwear, and a beanie with a picture of Sooty on it.
Q:     Hi, Would you consider a swap?, My Husband for the bike, the bike seems to go faster?    17-Mar-09
A:     Does your husband happen to look like Isla Fisher?
Q:     love posties, the 80 s mods were great, in fact the best in its time hahaahah, moving on, $750, thats what i could pay, im in queensland, i could fly to check over the bars & clubs and smash some young game. the next morning ill box the bike up and go for a long swimming together off a short peer somewhere in queensland, PS WHEN I COME DOWN ill need food; piss; a$$; and music plus a another bike to go with that 1 as ill need a bike for the parts. i love to feed ducks really really small bits of bread    17-Mar-09
A:     I like to make bread using really really small bits of ducks…what a coincidence!
Q:     Hey Dao: Nice item.. I am very interested in the tried and true mount. Just a few of questions, do the current wheels have currently or are compatible with the Italian racing tire know as the "Balderini"! Also when was the last time the power band was replaced or adjusted? If it's everything you say then I would like to purchase it for Maddo to drop in on the Hoover Dam, Las Vegas. I unfortunatly think we need more body work for the Red Bull logo.    17-Mar-09
A:     THe last time someone tried to put tools near the powerband to adjust it, their head exploded like that scene in the movie 'Scanners'.
Q:     Could this bike be ridden to infinaty and beyond    17-Mar-09
A:     Buzz Lightyear tried riding this bike at my last Tupperware party, and sadly has been in a wheelchair ever since.

Ha ha awesome!

funny as funk

Oh my days  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

rofl!!! thats awesome!

Awesome!!! :mrgreen:

thats well funny

there was another listing on Australian e-bay for a bmx which was equally funny