is it just me or....

...... has anyone else nticed that its very hard to eat egg fried rice whilst drunk?

ahhh.  you're an amature. there are varying degrees of drunk, which have each a selected take away alloted to them. you were either not drunk enough and should have had pizza or chicken too drunk and should have been in curry or kebab territory.
 the secret to eating egg flied lice when tipsy, is not to chew and don't worry about the quantity that doesn't make the mouth. that's why we by our wives hoovers.

Rice is never a good dish for drunkenness…………..rice is too startchy and requires far to much effort for an un coordinated drunken baffoon to eat :wink:

Best to stick with staples of "Kebab Compass" ya know the greasy elephants leg "lamb" dish that often sees a staggering man safely to his door…plenty of "good" grease in those and far easier to consume.and its such fun leaving a "hansel and gretal" trail of salad up the road.

For less drunken outings 1/4 pounder has to be the winner

Dont eat rice!!! those little blokes who harvest it dont walk to the toilet for a leak!!!

Noooooo……

Use the force wooders! its all about joining the rice together by using gravy!!

A tub of your finest egg fried rice and a carton of gravy after a few is heaven to the taste buds!

i dont even remember starting this thread!!    

rice wouldnt have been my 1st choice but it was take-away night and as i was at the pub at tea time the missus just ordered me egg fried rice and chicken curry!

I must have fallen asleep 1/2 way through coz the bed was full of rice and curry with the dish upside down on the floor when i woke up!!  

sounds like the old drink driver joke


Policeman…….. "HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING SIR?"


Driver…shocked reply looking around………

"WHY? HAVE I GOT A FAT BIRD IN MY CAR?"

 

ive just ate fried rice and am very drunk, was easy enough as I just waffled it all down.

Maybe half of it went on the carpet?
Who cares?

bigdave said

i dont even remember starting this thread!!    

rice wouldnt have been my 1st choice but it was take-away night and as i was at the pub at tea time the missus just ordered me egg fried rice and chicken curry!

I must have fallen asleep 1/2 way through coz the bed was full of rice and curry with the dish upside down on the floor when i woke up!!  

euugh you eat egg fried rice in bed? thats not nice man      

P.S you didnt watch the mighty clarets at 5:15 by any chace did you?  :mrgreen:

Well we got v drunk last night so had my food of choice for drunken moments- Prairie dog mmmmmmmmmm

See, the trick is to have noodles and rice *before* you go out. Like I did last night. So filling, that I couldn't eat the chocolate waffle for dessert that my mate brought over, so we had good snacks on our return instead. Chocolate waffles are much easier to eat when drunk. And the cat likes them too!

tut. women! no idea of the etiquet of drinking and eating.

wooders said

tut. women! no idea of the male etiquet of "drinking and eating " (ie, slopping it down your front and thinking you still look like a sex god).

The chauvanist tension on this site, brilliant  


Maybe one day, women will just accept it ?  :dontknow:

   

Just kiddin …… :roll:

I always look like a sex god!!  

The_Chocoholic said

wooders said

tut. women! no idea of the male etiquet of "drinking and eating " (ie, slopping it down your front and thinking you still look like a sex god).

excactly!!

come on, you're not telling me your front has never been slopped on.

There's a difference between being slopped on and slopping on yourself.  8O