Bumper Stickers
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Bumper Stickers
Not that I would ever, ever, ever, deface my MK1 with a bumper sticker:
1. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
2. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
3. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
4. Adults are just kids who owe money.
5. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
6. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
7. You! Off my planet!
1. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
2. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
3. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
4. Adults are just kids who owe money.
5. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
6. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
7. You! Off my planet!
'90 MK1 Clipper, Black - Sold :-(
BMW 323i 2.5
BMW 323i 2.5
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A good one for a Mk1 would be "Drive as close as you like, I guarantee my brakes are worse than yours "
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Fat people dont get kidnapped
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Or in tiny writing, 'Back off!'
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Virgins - thanks for nothing!
Black Cabbie
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Why is Dyslexia so hard to spell?? :wink:
See you at the shows!!
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My other car is a Mk 1
or for those with a fleet - My other car is also a Mk 1
one i've seen and chuckled at - My other car is a motorcycle
or for those with a fleet - My other car is also a Mk 1
one i've seen and chuckled at - My other car is a motorcycle
'85 GTi Cabriolet
'80 Kawasaki KDX 175
'93 Kawasaki ZZR 600
'97 Chrysler Grand Voyager
'80 Kawasaki KDX 175
'93 Kawasaki ZZR 600
'97 Chrysler Grand Voyager
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What are you A haemmoroid? :mrgreen:
Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden!!!!!!!
Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden!!!!!!!
86 Christmas Collection Cabby GTi in Saphire Blau!
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Honk if you love peace and quiet
'90 MK1 Clipper, Black - Sold :-(
BMW 323i 2.5
BMW 323i 2.5
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If you can read this, someone has stolen my caravan.
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droogeh said
If you can read this, someone has stolen my caravan.
LOL, that one's fantastic!
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I'm likin' the caravan one!!!
'85 GTi Cabriolet
'80 Kawasaki KDX 175
'93 Kawasaki ZZR 600
'97 Chrysler Grand Voyager
'80 Kawasaki KDX 175
'93 Kawasaki ZZR 600
'97 Chrysler Grand Voyager
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My brother bought a sticker when we were in the states to put on his Dodge which said
JESUS IS MY HOMEBOY
JESUS IS MY HOMEBOY
'76 MK1 Golf
'83 MK1 Golf
'83 MK1 Golf Van
'83 MK1 Golf GTI (LHD)
'77 MK1 Passat Estate
'80 MK1 Polo
'83 MK1 Golf
'83 MK1 Golf Van
'83 MK1 Golf GTI (LHD)
'77 MK1 Passat Estate
'80 MK1 Polo
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