Bumper Stickers

Not that I would ever, ever, ever, deface my MK1 with a bumper sticker:  

1.  Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

2.  Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."

3.  Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

4.  Adults are just kids who owe money.

5.  Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

6.  I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

7.  You! Off my planet!

A good one for a Mk1 would be "Drive as close as you like, I guarantee my brakes are worse than yours "

Fat people dont get kidnapped

Or in tiny writing, 'Back off!'

Virgins - thanks for nothing!

Why is Dyslexia so hard to spell?? :wink:

My other car is a Mk 1

or for those with a fleet - My other car is also a Mk 1

one i've seen and chuckled at - My other car is a motorcycle

What are you A haemmoroid?  :mrgreen:

Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden!!!!!!!

Honk if you love peace and quiet

If you can read this, someone has stolen my caravan.

droogeh said

If you can read this, someone has stolen my caravan.

LOL, that one's fantastic!

I'm likin' the caravan one!!!

My brother bought a sticker when we were in the states to put on his Dodge which said

JESUS IS MY HOMEBOY

On a similar note

http://www.funny.co.uk/stuff/art_175-4051-The-Bitch-Fell-Off.html