Boost your number of total posts here!!
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Boost your number of total posts here!!
Now you can get stuck into people, dissagree about things that are none of your business and generally spoil it for everyone else, with the confidence that your score will reflect you as a well respected, seasoned, member of the Mk1 golf owners club…
Knock yourselves out!
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Speeding is like masturbation, everyone does it ,but it's not something you should record and put on the internet!!
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novocaine said
i'm asuming this may be a pop at me for my ashtray comment. was only a joke chief sometimes i can't resist others i try my hardest to.
Not at all… I just felt like being stupid in a kind of Viz Top Tips kind of way.. :mrgreen:
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walt said
Not at all… I just felt like being stupid in a kind of Viz Top Tips kind of way.. :mrgreen:
Viz top tip for you
AVOID parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to 'fast wipe' whenever you leave your car parked illegally.
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jonnymk1 said
walt said
Not at all… I just felt like being stupid in a kind of Viz Top Tips kind of way.. :mrgreen:
Viz top tip for you
AVOID parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to 'fast wipe' whenever you leave your car parked illegally.
this is a mk1 site jonny, we don't have fast wipers.
top tip: never eat brown snow
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1984 Golf G60 Syncro - sold
1989 Rallye Golf - sold
1992 Corrado G60 - crushed
1989 Polo C - chopped and crushed
1991 309 Style - crushed
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top tip
A next door neighbours car aerial, carefully folded, makes an ideal
coat hanger in an emergency.
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jonnymk1 said
Bus drivers. Pretend you're an airline pilot by wedging your accelerator pedal down with a heavy book, securing the steering wheel with some old rope, and then strolling back along the bus chatting casually to the passengers.
yradave might be interested in that one
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1984 Golf G60 Syncro - sold
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1992 Corrado G60 - crushed
1989 Polo C - chopped and crushed
1991 309 Style - crushed
1984 Golf G60 Syncro - sold
1989 Rallye Golf - sold
1992 Corrado G60 - crushed
1989 Polo C - chopped and crushed
1991 309 Style - crushed
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MOTORISTS: When going through a speed camera, flash your lights twice quickly and watch the driver in front hit his brakes when he thinks he's been caught.
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novocaine said
i always liked this one
MOTORISTS: When going through a speed camera, flash your lights twice quickly and watch the driver in front hit his brakes when he thinks he's been caught.
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MOTORISTS. Pressing your 'fog lights' switch a second time after the fog has cleared will actually turn your fog lights off.
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Housewives: When nipping out to the shops, remember to carry a stiff broom in the boot of your car. Use it to sweep the broken glass to the side of the road every time you have a minor accident.
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One armed blonde ladies should never wave to people whilst climbing trees
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