Blonde Jokes....

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
 
"Very good!" said her Mommy. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the Mommy.
 
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled. "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
 
"Very, VERY good!" said her Mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" she asked. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," the Mother said. !
 
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled. We were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have boobs! Is that because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
 
"No, Honey," sighed Mom. "That's because YOU'RE nineteen."
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quality!    

thats a new one on me

How do you know when a blonde has been at your PC? There is Tipex on the screen!

Dougelove said

thats a new one on me

How do you know when a blonde has been at your PC? There is Tipex on the screen!

Why did the blond keep a coat hanger in her car?

In case she locked her keys inside

what do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant!!!!

what do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

run she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.



what do you call a blonde who's lost 95% of her intelligence?

divorced.

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.

The doctor asked her "What happened?"

She answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened to your other ear?"

"The son of a ***** called back."

Jack walks into a sports bar around 9:58pm.  He sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV.  The 10pm news is on and the news crew is covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looks at Jack and says, "Do you think he will jump?".  Jack says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."  The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack places ?20 on the bar and says, "You're on!."

Just as the blonde places her money on the bar, the jumper does a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.  The blonde is very upset and hands her ?20 to Jack and says, "All is fair, here is your money."

Jack replies, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5pm news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he's do it again!."