All about Chavs

What do you call a Chav in a box?………..Innit

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?………Sorted

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?……..Safe

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?……….The bride

You are in a car and you see a Chav on a bike,, why should you try
not to hit him?………..It might be your bike.

What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?……….One's
thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?………What you
lookin' at?

Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?……….The
police

What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSE's…………A liar.

What do you say to a Chav with a job?………….Can I have a big mac
please.

What do you say to a Chav in a suit?………..Will the defendant
please stand.

Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?…….A Nova seats
4

What do you call a 30 year old chavette?…………Granny

How many Chavs does it take to change a light bulb?………..One,
they'll screw anything.

How many Chavs does it take to clean a floor?………None, That's some
uvver bleeders job innit.

Why did the Chav cross the road?………..To start a fight with a
random stranger for no reason whatsoever.

What do you call a chav at college?……….The cleaner.

Two chavs jump of beachy head, who wins?………Society.

   
 Its funny cos its true!

excellent…….. brightened my day up  

What do you say to a Chav with a job?………….Can I have a big mac
please.

  Classic!

Love the granny one, nasty but funny!

Cheers,

Drew.

 

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