Portaloo record

How many flaps have you had? No cheating sitting down, or flushing…

Post up your results:

Lhasadreams - 8 flaps (tbc)
BigandDaft - 4 flaps
Rossirvine - 4 flaps
Gammygolf - 3 flaps
Sarah (biganddafts missus) - 3 flaps
Ben (ghia's bloke) - 1 flap

Aircooled 1968 4 flaps

Lhasadreams - poo's don't count!

I had 3 flaps then went later and managed 4, so close to 5 though!!!!!!

Maybe next year eh….

Update with morning attempts;
Gammy 4
RSTonyC 4
Bert 4
SteB 3

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tops i managed 4 flaps without a flush cos that dont count

chris

I think it all depended on the cubicle used as over time sponge on the flaps would get looser one cubicle I used I got 3 flaps and another I only got 2 flaps 3 is very poor to be fair.
Dave

I was called Spudders-one-flap for a few hours but with the aid of copious amounts of Peroni I managed a four flapper but really close to five!!!!

I heard someone got an 8 flapper but it was with the aid of someone leaving a little errr… "toilet egg" there which helped weigh it down…. that's surely disqualified?!?!

4 flaps it stayed

Haha amazing. I played this game with my mate. I managed 5 flaps haha can't believe there is a flap contest

3 flap all weekend, just could not get to 4

I like the fact that mine is tbc !!
Does that mean all the others had an official adjudicator in the same loo !!!
Yes mine did have a small wee jobby that was not mine stuck on the flap, but try as I might it could not been shifted !!

lhasadreams said

I like the fact that mine is tbc !!
Does that mean all the others had an official adjudicator in the same loo !!!
Yes mine did have a small wee jobby that was not mine stuck on the flap, but try as I might it could not been shifted !!

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

lhasadreams said

Yes mine did have a small wee jobby that was not mine stuck on the flap, but try as I might it could not been shifted !!

 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :notworthy:

you defo won Ade! well done fella! jobby or no jobby, 8 was by far the winner!

lhasadreams said

Yes mine did have a small wee jobby that was not mine stuck on the flap, but try as I might it could not been shifted !!

I suggest that next time, either you remove the offending article and weigh it, so as to allow us to work out how much the offending article influenced the flap, or alter your standing position and try to blast the critter off from a different angle.
 :wink:

lhasadreams said

 try as I might it could not been shifted !!

Perhaps your sword wasn't sharp enough to shift it. :dontknow:

BTW my best was a fourer!  :mrgreen:

I managed five and a half.

how can you varify a half ? and even is you could its still not 6 lol ...

ok then call it 5  its still not bad,  how far down does the flap need to go to make it count anyway  :?  :?  :?

The flap has to flap lol as in it emptys then fills then emptys so no halfs just full flaps