Boost your number of total posts here!!
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Boost your number of total posts here!!
DRIVERS: If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start and send them on their way.
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Minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any small cuts or grazes with strips of bacon.
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drivers: to prevent you car being stolen whilst your away from it. siphon your fuel out of the tank and carry it with you in 2 large buckets
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Old Timer
dont buy a mermaid tights
83 BBS MK1 GTI 69 T2 PANEL VAN i am back let the trouble begin
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Dyslexics. Try deliberately spelling words wrongly. This way at least you have a chance of spelling them correctly.
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cyclist: carry 10 litres of water and a washing up bowl to make it eay to find a puncture.
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A POST-IT Note stuck beneath the nose is an ideal way to foil lip-readers.
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wibble wibble I,m walking backwards for xmas,big dogs,BIG DOGS landing on my face yip yip :tlc: :tlc: :tlc:
Speeding is like masturbation, everyone does it ,but it's not something you should record and put on the internet!!
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Save on expensive car repair bills buy buying your very own garage complete with equipment and mechanics and then simply book your car in for free! :mrgreen:
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RAPPERS: Avoid having to say: "Know what I'm sayin'" all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place.
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office worker: if you need to get a job done with no distractions a post it note on either temple acts as a very good set of blinkers.
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Old Timer
Morals!
A cat tries to get a sausage out of the river but get paws wet and gives up!
It then sees a bigger sausage floating in the river and falls in trying to get it!!! Moral of the story!!!
The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy! :wink:
A cat tries to get a sausage out of the river but get paws wet and gives up!
It then sees a bigger sausage floating in the river and falls in trying to get it!!! Moral of the story!!!
The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy! :wink:
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Local Hero
Cracking piece of nonsense there... Anyone else?... Come on...
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Local Hero
confusus say. 1 in bush worth 2 in hand :dontknow:
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Local Hero
Old Indian proverb…
Man who go to bed with itchy bottom… Wake up with smelly finger!
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Man who go to bed with itchy bottom… Wake up with smelly finger!
:mrgreen:
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Local Hero
dont go to bed angry with each other stay up and fight instead
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Old Timer
I see Walt was worried that I over took him in the total post count :wink:
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We could just start a word Association thread?
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What do you reckon then Walt...........
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……….. I'm waiting
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