April fool
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April fool
Our store man at work is from Dubi, nice lad but english is not his strong point.
So I decided to order from him……….5x imber-seals and Two tubs of elbow grease
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He was about to ring our suppliers when another engineer told him about April the 1st.
I didn't bother ordering
a long stand
sparks for thr grinder
glass hammer………………………..etc.
Poor lad, took it all in good humor though. :mrgreen:
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1983 Cabriolet (daily pain in the bum)
1983 T25 (weekend pain in the bum)
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Some fallopian tubing
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A bubble for my spirit level
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the swine.
got a left handed screw driver here as well.
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92 Sportline in Flash Red, Standard **SOLD**
91 G60 Corrado in Aqua Blue pearl
91 Rallye Golf, Tornado Red, AMD tuned to 220bhp 227 flb torque 9j x16 Borbet B alloys
1985 B Alpine white mk2 Golf Gti
91 G60 Corrado in Aqua Blue pearl
91 Rallye Golf, Tornado Red, AMD tuned to 220bhp 227 flb torque 9j x16 Borbet B alloys
1985 B Alpine white mk2 Golf Gti
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I did have a friend at school whose old man had him searching through the garage for a round tewit, because all the jobs would get finished as soon as he got one…
<b>Mister Wild</b>
'91 Rivage leather
'91 Rivage leather
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The list started with 100 floppy disks, some screen cleaners, some memory cards, some printer cables etc, then some silk ropes… no they didn't have any of those, some leather straps, no none of those either…, it got quite pornograghic before she realised the list was, errr, not genuine IT equipment
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The trouble with doing nothing is that you never know when you are finished.
1987 Alpine White 1.8 Clipper Cabriolet
The trouble with doing nothing is that you never know when you are finished.
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paul_c said
If anyone needs their motorbike converting from LHD to RHD, I can offer a specially good rate.
8O The Left-Handed Whopper
In 1998 Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Whopper" specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.), but all the condiments were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers. The following day Burger King issued a follow-up release revealing that although the Left-Handed Whopper was a hoax, thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request the new sandwich. Simultaneously, according to the press release, "many others requested their own 'right handed' version."
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(Their plastic)
Was a standard one at my old work.
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novocaine said
how about horizontal plumb line weight.
i got one of those… it broke the first time is used it
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it's the "long stand" where i work gets them every time lolwooders said
how can you forget the all time, universal, 'long weight'
mobile welder wirral here
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I love apprentices, they are so easy to wind up.
One of ours had a plastic socket rail in his tool box.
We put one leg of a capacitor under one socket and one leg under another.
Then went to get the megga! (you know what's coming)
Once the cap was charged up it was just a a case of
"Oli, pass us a 13mm socket will you?"
Zaaap! "you ba****s!"
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Electricity would be no fun if you could see it.
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