All about Chavs
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All about Chavs
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?………Sorted
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?……..Safe
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?……….The bride
You are in a car and you see a Chav on a bike,, why should you try
not to hit him?………..It might be your bike.
What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?……….One's
thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?………What you
lookin' at?
Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?……….The
police
What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSE's…………A liar.
What do you say to a Chav with a job?………….Can I have a big mac
please.
What do you say to a Chav in a suit?………..Will the defendant
please stand.
Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?…….A Nova seats
4
What do you call a 30 year old chavette?…………Granny
How many Chavs does it take to change a light bulb?………..One,
they'll screw anything.
How many Chavs does it take to clean a floor?………None, That's some
uvver bleeders job innit.
Why did the Chav cross the road?………..To start a fight with a
random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
What do you call a chav at college?……….The cleaner.
Two chavs jump of beachy head, who wins?………Society.
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newman cam
ported, polished, big valve 1.8 head
audi throttle body
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newman cam
ported, polished, big valve 1.8 head
audi throttle body
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What do you say to a Chav with a job?………….Can I have a big mac
please.
Classic!
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