Christmas Tree.
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Lets see yours, you've seen mine!
Before I left I asked her, what sort of Christmas Tree she wanted?
She replied, "a nice one".
So I asked how big?
She replied with, "a small one".
So I walked over to our very small local Saturday market and bought one fitting her requirements.
Went to my local and consumed a couple of beers to counter effect the huge hangover I have from the works Christmas Party I attended last night. (the cure worked a treat)
Went home and told her I had purchased a tree to her requirements and it was outside in the hallway.
She went out but couldn't find it.
I said don't be silly woman it's a bl00dy Christmas Tree for God sake, go look again.
She went out and came back really angry and said, "where the hell is the bl00dy tree? I can't find it"
So pretending to be seriously cheesed off and after calling her a few names, I grabbed her hand and took her outside to the tree and here it is.
Well it is a Christmas Tree!
Meets all her requirements!
And it didn't cost a packet either!
The only slight setback is that now I think she's planning to hang my balls on it!
So lets see your Christmas Tree and a very Merry Christmas to everyone.
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kids then made Me go and get the old tree from last year down from the loft…..
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Swerve said
Very tasteful Neil, take it not much input from yourself!
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RichardHall said
Very tasteful Neil, take it not much input from yourself!
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Yeah okay, not the best picture in the World but from a mobile with a hangover about the size of Brighton, it works for me!
The spiral staircase in the background is 230 years old from a house in the 1st district of Vienna (old City center) and has not been painted for over a hundred years.
Talk about original and it leads up to my 'Man Cave' where I spend the winter!
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Liking the staircase
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Where are all the presents Swerve ?….!
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RichardHall said
My that's a big one and I've never seen balls like those before
My wife says that to me all the time 😝😝
Well that shows what I know.
I had always thought they were red and came in pairs.
They are big ones though!
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